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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days season 7, episode 7

Time for some tough conversations? Petra does look really cool Adnan, you are not the best husband "An intruder in your pants," is an amazing quote, Rayne How is Chidi's sister an intruder in her own home? "I don't like you because you treat my brother poorly," is actually a really good reason Oh I thought Niles and Matilda did have sex "I am a man, but that doesn't mean I have to be stupid,"--Niles Hello, Vanja! Wow Vanja does a lot Aw, I'm sorry Vanja Božo does seem fun (this was before I heard he dumped Vanja suddenly for someone else) Brian, Ingrid is not digging these stories of you being a player FAITH DO NOT TAKE THIS TRASH PERSON BACK SIGH "The sex camel," does not seem flattering, Vanja Oh, Vanja, I'm so sorry NILES! YOU HAVE TO TELL MATILDA THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED YET! They don't seem vibrant, Shay. They seem tired Adnan, Shay is just doing what the producers tell her Why are we here for Brian mass
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15 more possible Halloween costumes for 2024

It's really getting close now! Moo Deng That shooting contestant from Turkey Very demure, very mindful (could be couple's costume) Duo owl (yes, not 2024 specific, but I think it'd be very funny to go up to people and constantly ask them about their language journey--how frightening!) A stressed-out meteorologist (too much?) Maggie Smith's famous roles (couple's costume for her two most prominent or group costume to include more) Chicago rat hole J. K. Rowling (she's so terrible and thus scary now--well has been for a while) Characters from Dune A nepo baby Kelce and Swift (yes they started dating last year, but still) Skibidi Toilet (yes, it started last year, but oh well) Red-eyed cicada Cowboy Carter Australian breakdancer (Prompt by me) "Halloween 2018" by Ayuntamiento Roquetas de Mar
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Another Halloweeny hollet

Don't read if you're on my Halloween card list! I'm going to be including some creative pieces in each card. Remember this poem style I came up with? The Ouija planchette prowls for ghosts. Carromancy makes omens. Tarot predicts futures. Those that seek answers may find spirits too willing to share their curses. So beware hunters of the otherworldly signs, for some beyond the veil would rather pull you through it than give you a peek behind it. (Prompt by me) "Ouija board box cover c 1915-1918" by William Creswell
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15 more 6 word horror stories

Don't read if you're on my Halloween card list! I'm going to be including some creative pieces in each card.  The birds! Oh God, the birds! Now, her third head quite disagreed. Thankfully, the recording stopped just short. Oriental rugs carry quite the body. Interment wasn't her major concern anymore. The beast's stomach slowly dissolved him. Even blessed silver bullets weren't enough. She dug into the bite vigorously. Boogiemen rarely stay under the bed. Jack-o-lanterns cackled, spewing sparks and smoke. The Hell beast devoured angel flesh. Her belly swelled with the parasite. Then the sacrifice called the cops. Candles foretold the blood that'd spill. Shaking, she said he was imaginary. (Prompt by me) "Saturday morning walk around the abbey pond and back." by abbeyprivate
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A Halloweeny hollet

Don't read if you're on my Halloween card list! I'm going to be including some creative pieces in each card. Remember this poem style I came up with? The sun sets and trick-or-treaters stream out onto spooky streets. Donning cute or creepy or funny costumes, they seek their sweets. They ring bells, knock on doors and find joy in all that is given. Soon their sugar-filled bellies will invite sleep. Tomorrow, they will trade for the morsels they find as elite. (Prompt by me) "food pr0n: "Paper Bag of Halloween Candy" ii" by Terry Bain
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15 6 word horror stories

Don't read if you're on my Halloween card list! I'm going to be including some creative pieces in each card. These are shortened versions of  "15 first lines to a scary story" . Brittle bones contained her undead marrow. Screams mingled delicately with autumn breezes. Surely the door was there before. The children deliberately were no more. Darkness gobbled her into its maw. She awoke to burrowing in her ear. Eerily quickly, her body wasn't hers. One by one lights flickered dark. Spiders frothed from her crooked jaw. Otherworldly lights and inhabitants drew closer. Expecting soft flesh, she found scales. The lit building oozed vile bile. Whistling to his comfort, she shuddered. Ghost observed their corpses and murderers. Red eyes blinked open, surrounding her. (Prompt by me) "Amsterdam to Budapest. Dürnstein (Austria). Graveyard. A huge pile of human bones under the church." by Anne and David
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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way season 6, episode 15

Time for some family time?  How does Shekinah have money for a nose job?  Sarper, you are not a doctor Joanne, have you looked into visa rules etc.? Josh is such a jerk I think the Javanese stuff looks great so shut up, James Okay, James, yes, but you should be contributing James, Meitalia is asking you to TRY Okay, James, how is doing nothing helping you and Meitalia make money? Ah so Sarper doesn't like Shekinah having surgery because he can't control it...cool James, honestly, you're being a jerk Wow it's almost like you two should've made a plan before moving (maybe even marrying) Next time Dempsey and Statler didn't plan for Wi-Fi Next time Meitalia's money want the most expensive options Next time Lily's daughter (?) confronts Josh Can't wait! (Prompt by me) 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way , TLC Promotional image source
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