Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

Time for some callouts? Dylan and Pattiya are so uncomfy Pattiya and Dylan are so incompatible Madelein, girl, if trust has been lost DO NOT MARRY THIS MAN Jenny, Sumit has a point in that YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY Jenny, it's pretty wild to say, "I know you don't want to move out, but we are going to do it and you're going to figure out all logistics" Okay, I do agree that Chloe going through your phone, Jonathan, is a bad look, but it does not change the fact that you cheated and lied Jonathan, Chloe is the one being childish when your explanation for cheating is that "it's a guy thing"? Hot take, Jonathan, if Chloe sucked so bad you could've, you know, broken up with her instead of cheating on her? Luke...you THINK this is Madelein? WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?! Madelein looks SO young Is Luke's dad filming the wedding when there is a literal camera crew? Pattiya, leave this man Jonathan, how did Chloe try to ruin your reputation? Jonathan, you on...

A new season of  The Traitors  has begun, and while I know some of the contestants, I thought it'd be fun if I got to cast the show, so here are 15 more possible contestants (you can read  my original casting here ,   read my second try at casting here ,  read my third try here ,  read my fourth try here , read my fifth try here , and read my sixth try here )! I tried to cast people from different shows, but there are times they overlap. I let myself get out of this by saying if I could credit them with a different show, then I'd do that so that way it SEEMS as though everyone is from a different show.  Gordon Ramsay ( Kitchen Nightmares ) Laverne Cox ( TRANSform Me ) Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté ( RuPaul's Drag Race ) Valentina ( Drag Race México ) Vanessa Lachey ( Love is Blind ) Jeff Probst ( Survivor ) Heather Morris ( So You Think You Can Dance? ) Lio Tipton ( America's Next Top Model ) Karamo Brown ( Queer Eye ) Clay Aiken ( American...

Time for some truths! Lisa, a roller coaster already is a BAD sign Wow, Lisa, this is a LOT of details that I do NOT need WE DON'T NEED TO BE HERE FOR THIS LEVEL OF INTIMATE TALK Well, Forrest meeting Sheena's family is super awkward Wow, Sheena's family has money Yeah, Aviva, Stig is allowed to have exes that he writes songs about Birkan, it is sketch Laura...this is so clear what he's doing Rick must be good at it I guess (though, once again, I don't need to know this) Aw, what a cute lizard Rick, you're being a jerk Trisha does like you for you, until you start being a jerk Lisa, yes, the chickens are being sold for food Omg Lisa, I do kind of love that you had your chickens watching TV Lisa, I want you to go to therapy SO BADLY Aviva, you are not a good dancer (though, to be fair, neither am I) Aviva, I'm on Stig's side tbh Wait, Lisa actually did research? I'm honestly shocked Oof, Daniel, I'm not quite sure of your strategy here Rick is rig...

A new season of  The Traitors  has begun, and while I know some of the contestants, I thought it'd be fun if I got to cast the show, so here are 15 more possible contestants (you can read  my original casting here ,   read my second try at casting here ,  read my third try here , read my fourth try here , and read my fifth try here )! I tried to cast people from different shows, but there are times they overlap. I let myself get out of this by saying if I could credit them with a different show, then I'd do that so that way it SEEMS as though everyone is from a different show.  Richard Hatch ( Survivor ) Janice Dickinson ( The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency ) Ozzy Lusth ( American Ninja Warrior ) Mike White ( The Amazing Race ) Fraser Olender ( Below Deck ) Trinity the Tuck ( Botched ) Kerri Colby ( Slaycation ) Gottmik ( RuPaul's Drag Race ) Patricia Altschul ( Southern Charm ) Vicki Gunvalson ( The Real Housewives of Orange County ) NeNe Leake...

RDR Live! I just noticed that Mandy wears a mango earring in her confessional look Kenya and Mia are adorable Like, Jane, I do get being excited for a comedy challenge...but you have already been shining without one tbh Juicy, you KNEW there would be comedy and acting challenges...there always are Oof the queens are trying to sabotage Athena (IMO) Myki is a supportive scene partner Is Discord really unaware of her walk? Okay, so I'm excited to see an animal-themed runway, but I do also wonder if we're just appealing to furries at this point The butter churning sketch made me smile, but not LOL Athena and Briar don't have great chemistry (IMO) Okay, in the lipstick sketch, everyone was reading cue cards, but Kenya beating up a rag doll was funny Ciara and Jane did have decent chemistry I'm quite impressed with Juicy! Okay, how was no one playing saxophone at the end? Wait did Ciara say she worked for the CIA? Okay, Ru really should've said "Up FURst" Discor...

A new season of  The Traitors  has begun, and while I know some of the contestants, I thought it'd be fun if I got to cast the show, so here are 15 more possible contestants (you can read  my original casting here ,   read my second try at casting here , read my third try here , and read my fourth try here )! I tried to cast people from different shows, but there are times they overlap. I let myself get out of this by saying if I could credit them with a different show, then I'd do that so that way it SEEMS as though everyone is from a different show. Kass McQuillen ( Survivor ) Venita Aspen ( Southern Charm ) Lauren Speed ( Love is Blind ) Randy Fenoli ( Say Yes to the Dress ) Toccara Jones ( America's Next Top Model ) Dr. Pepper Schwartz ( Married at First Sight ) Jasmine Goode ( The Valley ) Kaitlyn Bristowe ( Are You My First? ) Sasha Colby ( RuPaul's Drag Race ) Gabriel "Gabe" Paboga ( 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way ) Nikki Exotika ( 90 Day Fiancé ) Chaz...