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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 9, episode 5

Time for some family meetings.

  1. Darcey is a delight
  2. But also, let us leave before you have sex
  3. Oof sounds like your dad may be prejudiced, Tigerlily
  4. I don't think Yara was right for getting a puppy without telling Jovi
  5. I like Gino's family
  6. I want good things for Julia
  7. Matt is a better guy than Gino
  8. Gino sucks
  9. Is Adnan sure to avoid pork?
  10. Tigerlily's dad and stepmom are more understanding than I expected
  11. I don't need to hear about Georgi's tongue
  12. Wow Darcey and Georgi do not communicate well
  13. Jasmine makes potato salad?
  14. To be fair, where else is Jasmine supposed to live?
  15. I think the bags Yara has are a great idea (I'm not sold on the diamond necklace for dogs though)
  16. Oof tension already between Yara and Loren
  17. I feel bad for Julia
  18. I'm more inclined to believe Jasmine
  19. Next time Tigerlily and Adnan explore options for the placenta
  20. Next time Georgi meets up with Georgie
  21. Next time Kara puts a lot of weight into whether or not Guillermo shows up to her performance
  22. Next time Libby and Andrei fight
  23. Next time Jasmine fights Natalie?
  24. Next time looks dramatic!
  25. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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