Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

While I have had my maid of honor picked out since 8th grade, I saw a silly post recently that suggested every bridesmaid have a title. Here are 15 serious and/or heartfelt ones I could bestow upon other potential bridesmaids (if you'd prefer lighthearted ones, please read "15 lighthearted bridal maid titles other than maid of honor" ). Maid of My Aesthetics Maid of Adventure Maid of Childhood Maid of Not for the Bride Maid of Mental Health Maid of Remember the Moment Maid of Tradition Maid of Affirmations Maid of Maid-Caring Maid of Back Up Off the Bride Maid of Getaway Planning (if Needed) Maid of Gentle Stories Maid of Grief Maid of Vow Crafting Maid of Complicated Families (Prompt by Lucy Wright) Photo by Taylor Gray on Unsplash

Not sure what's happening this episode cause last episode only gave us a season preview.  Wait, Shea, are you sure Anabelle isn't allergic to dogs? Uh, I would define kissing someone else as cheating Did Josh just describe Catie as a Tasmanian devil? Catie, I would encourage you to go to therapy if you only feel loved when you're having sex I'm in love with Debby's dog Is Mido actually a "movie star"? Huh...Mido hasn't shown Debby his work? Wait Mido was a tour guide but is a famous actor? Debby, how do you know that Mido is talented if you haven't seen his work? Aw Debby does really seem to love her kids Editors, you don't have to be mean about Marissa's kid's sports ability I appreciate that Marissa is talking openly with her kids And I'm glad that Edward has met Marissa's kids I don't need to watch Catie and Josh make out every time their title card comes up Uh, so what's wrong with this goat? Ashia...has God never te...

TBH, I just needed an easy post, so I did a dive into the "May 20" Wiki page  and then did some creative Google searches. These are in chronological order because of who I am as a person. On May 20, 1506, Christopher Columbus died On May 20, 1570, cartographer Abraham Ortelius issued Theatrum Orbis Terrarum  (the first modern atlas) On May 20, 1609, Shakespeare's sonnets were published for the first time in London On May 20, 1734,  Anton Janša, the pioneer of beekeeping, was baptized (now, May 20 is celebrated as Bee Day in honor of this) On May 20, 1865, the Emancipation Proclamation was read for the first time in Florida, marking the freeing of all enslaved in Florida (May 20 is now celebrated as Emancipation Day in Florida) On May 20, 1873, Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a US patent for blue jeans with copper rivets On May 20, 1875, the Metre Convention was signed by 17 nations which led to the establishment of the International Sys...

Time for progress (of one kind or another).  Sophie, it's pretty clear that Pedro is done Hey, Sophie, don't say that everyone looks like Pedro from the back OMG Colt is getting his mail to Philip's? Just noticed Philip's grandpa shirt Colt, MOVE OUT! It's wild that you were here in the first place COLT! THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP IS BEING ON YOUR OWN! JFC! Tony, you could've prepped your parents like JUST A BIT I do agree with Tony that this went about as well as it could have I did guess that Tony was giving Vanja a key, but wow I thought it was like a spare key not having Vanja move in Lol it'll be funny if one of Wayne's daughters end up dating Jamal So, Wayne, some of it is skill because you have to hit the pins in a certain order Um so why does this lawyer have an office behind a spiritual shop? I'm gonna be real, I'm scared of this lawyer To be fair, Gino, the first lawyer you met with TRIED SO HARD to tell you the risks Well, TECHNICALLY, Jasm...

While I have had my maid of honor picked out since 8th grade, I saw a silly post recently that suggested every bridesmaid have a title. Here are 15 lighthearted ones I could bestow upon other potential bridesmaids. Maid of BTS Photos Maid of Games Maid of Reassuring Me I'm Medically Fine Maid of Meme Finding Maid of Reminding Me My Wedding isn't Reality TV and Will Be Fine Maid of Child Wrangling Maid of Burying A Body (if Needed) Maid of Sparkles Maid of Any Needed Task Maid of Making Sure No One Calls Me Mrs. Husband Full Name Maid of It's for the Bride Maid of Braids Maid of Event Tweaking and Fixing Maid of Dog Wrangling Maid of Pumping Up the Dance Floor (Prompt by Lucy Wright) Photo by Taylor Gray on Unsplash

Time for bracket 1, episode 3!  Wow Morgan and Mystique are actually giving their points according to merit Wait, why are purses here? Mystique is stirring up the drama OMG! I DID NOT SEE THE PAIRING UP PART OF THIS CHALLENGE COMING! Lucky...you should say your vampire is thirsty (instead of frisky) I do think that Lucky and Mystique could pitch that their products utilize the whole corpse Moan Collins is a solid joke, Morgan Mystique is great TV I wish Dawn and Morphine had punnier names Dawn's werewolf look is amazing The gag of shaving some of Morphine's zombie scalp off was solid What I want to know is if the queens came up with their product names (cause Hello Flesh is awesome) Okay eating the jelly brain is actually grossing me out Wait, who is the caller? Did we know this bit was happening? Dawn and Morphine's sketch feels so long and while it was definitely an execution of the premise, it wasn't that funny to me TBH LUCKY'S VAMPIRE LOOK IS EVERYTHING I reall...