Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

I have been shopping for a condo for a while, but I am SO CLOSE to closing on a unit (should be closing today!). If it works out, here are some things I might want to get for it.  Alligator and/or anglerfish wallpaper More anglerfish décor (I'm thinking of having an anglerfish-themed bathroom) Murphy bed Fireplace screen Deck chairs Deck side table Bench with storage Wine rack Air mattress Bath body pillow Coffee table with a lift top Decorative pillows and/or pillowcases Fun storage for my board games High quality towel sets Lights for the patio rails (Prompt by me) Photo by Joseph Pérez on Unsplash

Time to keep getting sexy? Patrick, as long as you take no for an answer... I do love how into Jenny Sumit is Seems like Kara and Guillermo are compatible in one way... Sarper can only be satisfied with missionary? Lol the therapist doesn't know Sarper's number of sex partners I do appreciate Rebecca saying she doesn't believe Sarper Wow Sarper is quite particular WOW! RUSS! YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD AND ON CAMERA! Patrick, if you get aroused during this exercise, I think everyone would get it WOW I DO NOT NEED TO BE HERE FOR JENNY AND SUMIT'S ANIMALISTIC MAKEOUT It's weird watching Patrick and Thais be this intimate in general, but especially because they're going through a ROUGH (and possibly violent) divorce now Wow Kara is crying so fast So it is possible that there was more of that meditation than we saw, but how it's edited (at least) makes it feel SO SHORT I also thought Sarper said "call girl" Nico is a super cute kid This montage of Sarper le...

I present 15 truth questions one could ask in a game of "Truth or Dare?" What is something sexual that you haven't tried, but are curious to try? If you were going to do sexy roleplay, what scenario would you want to do? If your partner was into it, would you suck their toes? If you had money that could be only allocated for a whimsically shaped cake, what shape would you ask for? If you'd be safe no matter what, what's a natural phenomenon would you want to see? You have to get a sizable tramp stamp. What is it? You have to get something pierced that isn't an ear. What do you pierce? What job would you find the sexiest for a partner to have? If you were guaranteed a stable income and good benefits, what job would you have? If you could travel anywhere in the world, all expense paid and all logistics managed, where would you go? Who is your current #1 celebrity crush? Who was your first celebrity crush? If you could snap your fingers, what style of dance would...

For those unfamiliar with Dropout TV , it's a comedy subscription streaming service run by the production company that was formerly CollegeHumor. One of their series is Game Changer which is described as a game show where the game changes every show. Game Changer  has been so successful that Dropout launched a Kickstarter for a board game version "Game Changer: Home Edition" . As part of the campaign, Dropout dropped challenges for us backers to participate in. Challenge 309 read, in part, "we need at least 300 PLAYERS to help us bring one of literature’s most classic pairings into the modern age, by writing some missed-connection style PERSONAL ADS, as if they’re from either Sherlock Holmes or Watson, to the other. There are no rules in love, players, but there are rules in this game… so we’ll also award a BONUS POINT for every 50 players who repost their Missed Connection ad on Craigslist (or any other Missed Connection forum) and send us the links to their posts ...

If you're unfamiliar, "Would You Rather?" is a game where one person gives two optional scenarios and another must say which they would rather do. Often, the choice is between two icky options. Here are some more creative and lighthearted options I've come up with. Be able to change your hair color at will or change your nail color at will Get a tattoo by spinning a wheel of options all drawn by a close friend (who wasn't allowed to consult you) or by spinning a wheel of options drawn by your favorite artist (who wasn't allowed to consult you or your loved ones) Gift your least problematic ex a bottle of Malört (they will know it's from you) or take three shots of Malört Text only "I can't stop thinking about you" to your prom date (or, if you didn't have a prom date, your first date) or cold call a strip joint asking about job applications for your closest adult female relative using her real name Read aloud to a friend the entirety of a...

Time to get messy. Edward, I agree that Marissa seeing her parents is IDEALLY just casual, but given Marissa's stress level, like make an educated guess that things are tense with her parents BOB LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE Ho boy, I can tell that like every little thing is FRAUGHT WITH MEANING for this family So, Debby's friends, I will say that many Muslim men do not speak to women like Mido speaks to Debby Also, am I remembering correctly that Debby was her friends' ride home? Wait, did Debby pick Mido up (most people don't sit in a ride share's front seat)? HI, LITTLE BIT! Hrm, seems like Debby didn't pick Mido up, but Mido did come back to their apartment Did Debby only say Mido had cheated because he took photos with other women? Like it is odd that he wouldn't post with her if he'd post with other women, but it doesn't mean he had sex with these other women Anabelle, do you really believe Shea? Shea, why did you make that sound? Shea, how long has ...