Because of who I am as a person, I recently thought to challenge myself to write a parody of "Elizabeth Taylor" by Taylor Swift to be about our 12th president, Zachary Taylor . Zachary Taylor Do you think you're a bygone? The view of your second tomb was on my mind when I heard the this song by Taylor Swift-y Ooh, oftentimes it doesn't feel so enduring to be thee All the right ranks Given they'd sway Voters sans bloc They bolstered away Your campaign Your second tomb was on my mind yet no one will know why Cause your presidency weakly passed by None did notice your term Zachary Taylor Tell me for real Do you think you're a bygone? You were our twelfth prez, but none could name you And you died from too many cherries... Or was it cause you were given poison You're only as known as your impact, baby You were our twelfth prez, but none could name you And you died from too many cherries...ooh Hey, what could you possibly do with the third shortest duration an...
Not too long ago, I saw Toy Story 5 with friends! Here are some thoughts. As always, the Toy Story team did a great job I was happy for Jessie to take center stage The legion of Buzz Lightyears was just too funny I genuinely appreciated that, in the end, technology is not the evil initially thought, but rather it's how and why kids use it that makes the difference It was moving how Jessie's first kid named her daughter after Jessie, but that said, I can't think of a toy I'd name my kid after (but perhaps that's because my toys have names like "Tiger Kitty") I was able to predict a few moments in the story, but there were some genuine surprises The non-main toys were all excellent comedic relief I feel like Bonnie and Blaze had way more creative play than I did as a kid (not that I didn't have fun, creative times, but I don't think I constructed like a royal ball where there are spies, one of whom turns out to be the bomb they're trying to fi...