The Snatch Game of Love: Island! Aw, poor Juicy Oop more of the remaining queens have wins than I realized Uh, Discord, I don't think you've always gotten 4.95 star critiques Oop a Darlene is starting a curse Omg Mrs. Claus is a funny pick for Darlene Truman Capote is an interesting one on Jane's part Discord doing the pope is hilarious, but definitely could offend some folks Myki does sound like Drew Barrymore To be fair, Kenya, yes Willow did have to lip sync for her life after impersonating Barrymore, but she also went on to win the season Oh, Juicy, I'm worried for you Mia, Big Ang was done before Kori King as well Nini, I'd go with David Attenborough Juicy, you don't know Brooke Shields? It doesn't feel good to tell Athena to "go Greek" Okay, Athena, "Greta Feta" is a pretty funny name (and so far at least, she's funny herself) Jane, no surprise, is hilarious Mia leaning into her physicality is a great choice (but oof, banter is ...
I knew I was going to have a tough day over the past weekend, so I indulged and booked myself a massage for the following day. However, as you'll see from reading, it was not the best experience. I am fully aware that complaining about a massage is a whiny thing to do, but I wanted to get the thoughts that were swirling through my head onto a (digital) page. I am too in my head My inner legs are more sensitive than I thought I might be a tad touch-starved (touch-hungry?) My body kind of recoils from touch though I did not know that muscle could flinch like that (or even that that was a muscle) While I do mostly want quiet during a massage, I was a little perturbed that she worked on my chest (over the blanket) without giving me a heads up (I have never had a masseuse touch there before) I thought the masseuse said this oil was "lemon grass," but I did have my headphones in when she was listing the possible scents and I think it was just "lemon" Does the masseuse...