So, a malaphor is when you blend idioms or cliches into a new phrase (e.g. "It's not rocket surgery"). I was recently reminded of how silly and fun malaphors can be, so I figured I'd try my hand at making some! Here goes (these are in no particular order): Don't cry over low-hanging fruit Kill two birds with an unturned stone Throw caution to the bull in a china shop Saved by the can of worms Sharp as a doorknob We'll cross that bridge when the heart grows fonder Time flies when life gives you lemons Time will tell what's the best medicine All's well that ends in love and war Every cloud has a lemonade lining Icing on the wolf in sheep's clothing The shoe fits on the tip of my tongue Keep the diamond in the rough at bay Makes my melting pot boil Running with the wolves got my goat (Prompt by me) ""It's not like it's rocket surgery."" by Nathan Proudlove . Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic .
Time to wrap things up? Exactly, Mallorie, that's their job (I genuinely love that she's chill about this) Hell yeah, Rasit, Mallorie's dad IS a dick Mido is SO scary Deby, when did Caden give approval? I feel like he gave a reluctant acknowledgement What is Mido spraying on himself? I hope not cologne cause he will be FRAGRANT Of course Mido gets an ENTRANCE I love that the officiant asked everyone to give Deby and Mido a standing ovation when the few people there were already standing I think Edward seems sweet with Marissa's kids Marissa, I cannot believe you didn't do your research on what sponsoring his visa meant OMG Maxwell's shirt has a photo of Ashia on it and she's eating Ashia, how are Rod's actions confusing at this point? He has bene consistent in his views on Maxwell and this marriage I genuinely do not understand how Thomas and Paula didn't break up after the dinner we last saw I love that they moved forward with the haunted wedding v...