Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

This episode will be a surprise because the previous one ended with a season preview instead of episode preview. Is Jessy's dress really worth $2k at resale? I'm so sorry, Jessy Who is this woman in Australia? Omg is Nigel a pirate impersonator? As a child, I'd actually be very scared of this man Nigel's superhero costume was TOO revealing for a kid's party Wait, so are these kids Nigel knows or not? Nigel, be honest with me, were your good investment choices having rich parents? I appreciate that Nigel's friend is like, "Hey, friend, you should clean before Andi gets here" Omg what if Andi ends up with Nigel's friend? Zuri has a cool job! Ben is a cutie I will say, Zuri, you should learn French if you're gonna move to France That said, I believe we saw in the season preview that Ben cheats Wait, Ben's friends threw ice at you, Zuri??? Wtf??? I will say that I think less of Ben for him allowing his friends to treat Zuri like that Niles, be ...

It's today! Gotta plan! Snacks Prop keys Guestbook Bingo cards Decks of cards Fun tablecloths Scratch off cards Sets of silly tasks House-shaped notes Big piece of paper and markers Mad Lib version of a home listing Both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks Various vessels for submitted ideas/votes Stack of home-based conversation prompts Disposable paper plates, cutlery, and napkins (Prompt by me) Photo by Jakub Żerdzicki on Unsplash

Recently, The Chicks gave a concert in Chicago and I (of course) attended. During the performance, some of the songs struck a chord w ith me, but made me want to alter the lyrics to a few. Anyways, here's "Not Ready to Let Go" . Forgive? Wish I could Forget? You knew I never would They say time heals everything But I'm still waiting You would blackout You left it all all for us to figure out You paid a price Yet we'll keep payin' I'm not ready to let go I'm not ready to move on I'm still mad as hell and I won't be told It's long past time for closure Would you even make it right? Would you know how to if you still could? 'Cause I'm mad as hell, can't bring myself To do what nescient folks think I should Perhaps you'd say "Can't you just leave me be?" You turned my whole world around And I do resent it We make our beds but don't dream like we did It's a sad, sad story when a mother will teach her Daughte...

It's so close! Gotta plan!  Monikers Count the gators Scratch off game Paper house crafts Find all hidden keys House of cards contest Identify a guest who...bingo Mad Lib version of a home listing This or that about me and my home Best feature for a dream home bracket Random home-based conversation prompts Mafia game that takes place at an HOA meeting Various goofy polls about things I should get for the condo Who wrote what suggestion for a porch/patio goose costume? Give everyone a set of silly tasks to accomplish (first done wins) (Prompt by me) Photo by Maria Kovalets on Unsplash

Time for the second season premiere in this franchise to air in 48 hours! I find it interesting that we're watching Jamal arrive via boat Jamal is into the events coordinator haha Jamal, I'm not sure you mean what you're saying because you said your problem with commitment is you see red flags too fast...the problem is that you then ignore them, like red flags are bad Lol it would've been so funny if Kim was on this season too Ugh, Kara likes a thing in guys I HATE (ordering for me) I do agree with Kara that a guy has to smell good Wow I had completely forgotten about Razvan I gotta say, I do not remember Razvan being "weird" and the few social media clips they showed just demonstrate, to me, that he has a baseline sense of humor (this is not to say that he doesn't have more personality, just that it has not been shown yet) Am I remembering correctly that a good chunk of Brittany's exes were significantly older? I mean I do agree that Kara is very phys...

Shhhh! I'm still working on my second something for my Halloween party and I want credit for it! If you're not coming to my party, but want to know the things I'm working on--shoot me a note! If you are coming, you'll just have to wait! (Prompt by me) Photo by Michelle Gordon on Unsplash