Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

Time to meet a new couple! GAH! SO SCARY, MALLORIE! Hrmmm I don't think Rasit is going to like the US for a LOT of reasons "No comment" is a BOLD response, Mido Uh, Debby, it does sound like Mido did NOT get on that plane I love Little Bit Hi, Paula! Okay, Paula is definitely quirky both because the favorite item in her miniature collection is a toilet with poop in it, but because she believes these miniatures manifest good things Huh so Paula and Tom met when Paula was on vacation in the US (a rarity for the  90 Day  franchise) Have Tom and Paula talked about how to combine their lives and styles? Cause they seem pretty different Tom, telling Paula to take only one bag is silly Oof seems like Marissa's family might be difficult Mallorie does get some points for learning at least a touch of Turkish YIKES! I'M SO SORRY, RASIT! Rasit, here's a wild idea: talk to Mallorie about financial expectations before you move to the US? Shea, rice can be bland just like po...

Time for bracket 2, episode 1! Crystal Methyd looks incredible Salina EsTitties's dress is pretty, but her makeup is PERFECTION Vivacious's look is fun, playful, but also stunning April Carrión's outfit is not my favorite, but her hair and makeup is gorgeous (okay, I think I was just not paying attention--I'm seeing it in the Werk Room and it is quite intricate) Aura Mayari looks great, but it's not the most memorable to me I am so excited to see Silky Nutmeg Ganache and I love that her look is a reference, but also just amazing "Are we alliance-ing right now?" is a great quote, Salina Wait, Aura, the way you said that made it seem like Salina is the only other queen you talk to from your season...did you mean that? I do love the alliance talk happening right away But lol, Crystal does not want to align herself with anyone Aw I'm enjoying the bond between Silky and Vivacious Silky with the puppet is pretty funny I love Ru's look "I only know t...

For those unfamiliar with Dropout TV , it's a comedy subscription streaming service run by the production company that was formerly CollegeHumor. One of their series is Game Changer which is described as a game show where the game changes every show. However, sometimes they do something called a Game Samer where they repeat a game from an earlier episode. One of these Game Samers is "Sam Says," which is like "Simon Says," but usually more confusing and ridiculous. Anyways, here are 15 ideas for that Game Samer (that I don't believe have been done before)! Sam says give me a pitch for a "Sam Says" rule Sam says when speaking from now on, do so in the accent of one of your ancestors Sam says memorize then do this DDR routine Sam says make a three person human pyramid Sam says find a volunteer on the street to be your playing partner Sam says form a human knot and untangle it without talking and before time runs out (60 seconds?) Sam says draft a pos...

Time for part 1 of the tell all!  Colt, this is your 8th tell all?! Examine your life Tbh this like pre-tell all stuff is pretty boring I love Liz and Vanja coming to Cortney's side Colt, screw you Colt, you're not a big dog...you're just an asshole Sophie...Pedro is allowed to bail. He wanted a relationship, you didn't, so you should part ways Let's see how Ross Matthews does I don't think it's that weird that Pedro didn't want to hang out with Sophie backstage Colt, are you trying to suggest that Cortney didn't care for you? SHE DID ALL THE THINGS! Aw I'm glad we get to see Julia Pedro, you're in trouble when Colt and Gino are defending you Also, Kim is right that Sophie was clear Also, also, Sophie can say no to whomever she pleases Ah, Nicole, our old friend Pedro...did you really never tell Chantel she was the love of your life? Also, whenever I hear Valentina I just think of the drag queen Valentina is very pretty, but she reminds me so...

While I have had my maid of honor picked out since 8th grade, I saw a silly post recently that suggested every bridesmaid have a title. Here are 15 serious and/or heartfelt ones I could bestow upon other potential bridesmaids (if you'd prefer lighthearted ones, please read "15 lighthearted bridal maid titles other than maid of honor" ). Maid of My Aesthetics Maid of Adventure Maid of Childhood Maid of Not for the Bride Maid of Mental Health Maid of Remember the Moment Maid of Tradition Maid of Affirmations Maid of Maid-Caring Maid of Back Up Off the Bride Maid of Getaway Planning (if Needed) Maid of Gentle Stories Maid of Grief Maid of Vow Crafting Maid of Complicated Families (Prompt by Lucy Wright) Photo by Taylor Gray on Unsplash

Not sure what's happening this episode cause last episode only gave us a season preview.  Wait, Shea, are you sure Anabelle isn't allergic to dogs? Uh, I would define kissing someone else as cheating Did Josh just describe Catie as a Tasmanian devil? Catie, I would encourage you to go to therapy if you only feel loved when you're having sex I'm in love with Debby's dog Is Mido actually a "movie star"? Huh...Mido hasn't shown Debby his work? Wait Mido was a tour guide but is a famous actor? Debby, how do you know that Mido is talented if you haven't seen his work? Aw Debby does really seem to love her kids Editors, you don't have to be mean about Marissa's kid's sports ability I appreciate that Marissa is talking openly with her kids And I'm glad that Edward has met Marissa's kids I don't need to watch Catie and Josh make out every time their title card comes up Uh, so what's wrong with this goat? Ashia...has God never te...