Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance season 8, episode 1

 So no reunion for The Other Way I guess?

1. Yikes to Natalie's fast forward
2. I want Rebecca to be a PI again
3. I'm excited for this season
4. Brandon looks like a teenager
5. I feel like they're making fun of Brandon for enjoying his job, but honestly thank god someone does like doing pest control
6. That's a lot of German shepherds...oh they're breeders
7. Yes, parent interview
8. I love that his parents fistbumped about signing him up for a dating app
9. Brandon, you fell in lust, not love
10. "You look like my future wife" is a great opener
11. Wow Brandon proposed with like no time
12. I will say that Brandon does seem to have made an effort to consider things for Julia
13. Wait does Julia not know she'll be at Brandon's parents' place?
14. Well, you paying for the K-1 visa isn't nuts
15. Brandon, if you can't afford to buy Julia stuff then don't tell her you will
16. I think this is the second go go dancer to be on this show
17. Who cares if Julia was a sex worker?
18. Is there a place for her to go go dance near the farm?
19. Jovi, why is your fridge 90% things to drink?
20. GATOR
21. Underwater robotics sounds so cool
22. Working 4 weeks on and 4 weeks off sounds pretty sweet
23. Wow Jovi is just laying it all out there
24. Well, Jovi, you also like to travel which is costly
25. Yara is pregnant?
26. Also dude, I bet you were bad at contraception so don't say she's trying to trap you
27. Oh, I'm sorry, Yara
28. Jovi, have you prepped Yara for the southern culture?
29. Does Yara know that you've told your mom everything?
30. Jovi's mom objects to timers
31. Is that a leopard print golf cart?
32. I mean googling Ukraine is more than a lot of parents of 90 dayers have done
33. Wow, Jovi, maybe you could've planned better for Yara coming or something
34. Jovi, you could've talked to Yara about it...she's going to be so lonely
35. Being nervous is normal, Jovi
36. Yes, get a tattoo without checking it first, Rebecca
37. Zied's eyes read flat to me
38. Some of the photos of Zied are old
39. Lol I forgot how much Rebecca catfished Zied
40. Lots of recapping this episode
41. My god I'm older than Zied
42. Well Wiem is going to miss her brother, Rebecca
43. Rebecca, this is not your last chance at love
44. Yes, Mike, meow at a cat
45. Time for more recapping
46. You all are on the show so we know that you patched things up, Mike
47. In no shocker, Natalie got her visa
48. Ah see I didn't know that she had 20 days to get to the US once she got her papers...that is not a lot of time to pack up your life
49. Brandon...what if you just tell Julia what's gonna happen?
50. Wait does Brandon not do his own laundry?
51. Aw hey, if your mom is paying then go for it
52. Wow Brandon's mom just asked about birth control...that's over the line 
53. Wait if birth control is too much responsibility...how do you think you can handle a child?
54. Wait so is Julia against condoms?
55. Oh Brandon doesn't want to use them...got it
56. Pigs 4 sale
57. Wow Jovi's friends don't think much of him
58. Wait does Jovi have stripper friends...oh wait it was strippers who know his name...not friends
59. Jovi...have you been responsible for you?
60. Jovi, thinking isn't a bad thing
61. Jovi, you do have to think of someone else when you're in a serious relationship
62. Rebecca, Zied has to understand basic math
63. Can't Rebecca be living with her daughter and her daughter's partner?
64. Yes, I'm sure Zied wants his own place, but there is this thing called money that is required for that
65. I hope Natalie and Mike work out and I'm not sure why I hope that
66. Yeah where is Beau?
67. Beau has a kid?
68. Horses!
69. THIS WOMAN IS TALKING TO A DOCTOR ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL FOR A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T WANT IT
70. Brandon, you have to tell your mom to shut up...what comes of it is that this is on TV for all to see
71. What happened in France?
72. Brandon...are you annoyed that Julia has moods or is she actually really up and down?
73. Wait...Brandon...did you just propose so she could visit?
74. Flowers are so little when she's moving her whole life across the world for you
75. I feel Yara talking about how tired she is
76. Yara...flights are long from Ukraine to US no matter the cost
77. JOVI! NO! YARA IS TIRED
78. Yes, I love the countdown clocks
79. Yikes Jovi does have a problem
80. Hazel and Tariq are having an open relationship
81. Looks like another unplanned pregnancy
82. Ah yes, a sugar mama
83. Natalie hasn't unpacked?
84. Yikes there is a detention center aspect to this
85. Oof I don't want to watch Natalie cry

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