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Cutest goat in the world

The cutest goat in the world is a baby goat, this is easy to guess. No one should be surprised that the cutest goat in the world is a little fluffy one with big eyes. However, the cutest goat in the world is also the most dangerous. The cuteness of the cutest goat in the world masks its evilness.

It is known that all goats are creepy creatures. If you doubt that, please consult some literature. However, another terrifying factor in their creepiness that was not covered is their intelligence. Goats know that they come off as creepy and thus know that they have to distract from it in some way. Thus, goats elect to have the most evil deeds carried out by the youngest members of their species because they know that humans cannot resist fluffy babies.

The leader of these fluffy babies is chosen with care each year and they is this leader that is the cutest goat in the world. The cutest goat then must instruct all other cute goats in their duties. Mostly this involves getting close to humans and spying on them. Goats know that they don't occupy all the same spaces that humans do, but if they ever want to execute their devious plans they have to know about all of the human spaces. This must be done through careful observation and spying. Cute goats learned of a lot of human technology before other goats because it was used to photograph their cuteness. Cute goats are also often held for long periods of time and get to hear much of human conversation. Think about the things you have said in front of fluffy babies that you thought would be held in confidence and you'll see how much cute goats have learned about our world and our ways.

The cutest goat in the world also knows that they are the one with the chance of rising to some level of fame and power. It's clear that humans are very into aesthetics and so the cutest goat in the world strives to be photographed and Snapchatted and Instagrammed and Tweeted as many times as possible. The cutest goat in the world is always trained in little tricks and cute behavior that will attract the attention of humans. So far, no previous cutest goat in the world has become a star, but they always hope that one will. And, with their terrifying intelligence, I believe they will be one day.

Once the cutest goat in the world has the power of an internet following, who knows what they will accomplish? They should be able to bend their followers to their will. Certainly there will be merchandise galore and TV show visits and cameos. This will likely lead to some initial small movements by the cutest goat in the world like making national holidays to celebrate goats or making animated films or television shows that star goats or perhaps make goats the next trending pet, but where will it end? With goats occupying our media and even our homes, will we not have given them too much power?

What exactly the goats hope to accomplish with the cutest goat is ultimately difficult to say. Certainly, we can speculate that they may plan to take over the world for they certainly could rally the means through their devious plans, but perhaps they have more insidious plans that we cannot even fathom. With an army of cute goats, there's no telling what they couldn't accomplish.

So please, if you see the cutest goat in the world, do not approach it, do not photograph it, and, for the love of God, do not pay attention to it. It is all part of their plan.

(Prompt by Odile van Deventer)
Photo source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Baby_goats.jpg

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