Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days season 4, episode 8

I have never been in more need of a distraction.

1. $115 seems like a good price for a goat
2. Wait are they not going to Usman's mom's right now?
3. Did they bring the goat to the hotel?
4. Are there people behind Varya?
5. Ed, it's not that hard to share the room...just don't have sex with Rose while her dad is there
6. I love how the Stephanie and Erica title card has them both looking so mad
7. Three terrible days, Stephanie
8. This actually seems like a great time to talk
9. Stephanie, you did say you don't want her talking to her friends about what's going on
10. David, she doesn't tell you to stop because you pay her
11. Thank god David has a film crew or he would be dead on the side of that road
12. Crocodile cruise is great...I would love this date
13. No, you have to have those difficult conversations
14. Tom looks like he has a purse
15. Don't forget that Tom has a sister when he told a woman he slept with that he loves her like a sister
16. Tom did it in person to get on TV
17. Cry me a river, Ed
18. Did Ed ever get his vaccines?
19. Bunnies!
20. Oh that rat does look scary
21. Ed you have already taken Rose to a hotel so like I don't get you thinking that you should ask her dad now out of respect
22. I do like Lisa's dress
23. What was that goat doing?
24. I appreciate that Claire is also kinda weirded out by the breast paper maiche date
25. Wow this is uncomfortable
26. I feel like a lot of people have been intimate with friends...like I don't know how unusual that is
27. Erica yeah your love language is physical touch...does Stephanie know that?
28. Those are huge watermelons 
29. David is a stalker
30. Wow Lana messaged him. I'm shocked
31. Varya and Geoffrey are still at the school, huh?
32. Geoffrey...like did you ever really consider what dealing meant?
33. Yick Geoffrey's smile is terrible
34. Why on Earth should her father trust you at this point?
35. Ed is again super unprepared
36. That dog behind Ed is pregnant I think...or she looks like she is part cow
37. I want to give Erica a hug
38. Did he not prep his sister that Lisa was in her 50s
39. Oh my god Usman is mistranslating all over the place
40. There are some cute kids in Usman's family
41. Why bother meeting Lisa cause like it is clear that you all were just gonna say no
42. In the next time did Ash say he's single?
43. Oh right Yolanda exists
44. Stephanie and Erica are still together?
45. Lana is still not coming, David

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days TLC

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