Skip to main content

Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 2

I took this notes by hand, I'll have you know.

  1. Ugh
  2. Maybe it's awkward cause you're bad at sex
  3. Haha at the boat partyers
  4. River tour is a solid choice
  5. I was so creeped out when Colt touched Jess's hair
  6. 7 dates in 6 months is in no way a lot
  7. I don't think your second date is the time to talk about your sex life with your ex-wife
  8. I forgot how young Karine is
  9. Why was Paul the man of your dreams, Karine?
  10. A good husband sometimes
  11. Ha Karine is trying to get the baby to pull Paul's hair
  12. How is Paul like "Karine never wanted to come to the US, but how is she not excited?"
  13. I'm glad Asuelu found some friends
  14. Asuelu-when are you teaching your kids Samoan? You don't spend time with them
  15. I do feel bad Asuelu is homesick
  16. Libby and Andrei's baby is so cute
  17. Andrei does not want them to come
  18. Omg baby play time
  19. Moldova is fine to visit-I googled it and it took 2 seconds to find the State Department saying so
  20. Yeah Libby, does your baby even have a passport?
  21. Larissa is conservative?
  22. I'd be so annoyed to date a dude who's too into wine
  23. How late is this fertility clinic open?
  24. If Angela did have 1 egg is now on her period...there isn't an egg anymore
  25. Ugh why did Angela have to comment on Michael's penis?
  26. "Almost tore my rectum"
  27. Why is Tania on crutches? (Later explained as a car accident)
  28. Wheelchair on ice seems idiotic
  29. I DID NOT ASK FOR THAT PIC
  30. How do people get married without figuring out deal breakers?
  31. "Main room and sex room"
  32. Moving while unemployed is a bad idea
  33. I'm glad Jess's friends are looking out for her
  34. Colt, did you ever consider just not lying?
  35. Yeah Colt, you don't get to be so worried about Jess's past
  36. Colt, you don't get to control someone even if you're dating
  37. Date night!
  38. "Smell it. Smell my love."
  39. Romantic axe throwing
  40. Kalani is pretty good at it
  41. Is Paul talking about missing Halloween?
  42. Paul's mom is so right that he'd never leave
  43. Paul has like 0 life skills
  44. God Karine's mom is so legitimately worried
  45. How do you put off figuring out how to pay for the wedding?
  46. They are taking Libby's dad for granted
  47. Wow Libby's dad is a pushover
  48. Colt is so grossly pleased
  49. When did Colt cave in to make Larissa happy?
  50. Jess, if Colt is boring...why date him?
  51. Don't date someone who doesn't respect women
  52. Yeah her friends interrogated you because you suck
  53. Omg another cute baby
  54. Bartending is a solid plan
  55. Oh...not if he Syngin drinks on the job...
  56. How do you lose a motorcycle?
  57. Tania's sister is awkwardly trying to lighten the mood
  58. My god they've planned 0
  59. Get her a purple wig if she wants one, Angela
  60. Yikes...cancer 5 times?
  61. "No wonder I feel so old"
  62. Angela's mom is funny
  63. Has Angela been married before?
  64. In your wildest thoughts, you never thought they'd get married?
  65. This is rough to watch

(Prompt by me)
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? TLC
Screenshot source

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

15 things I'm looking forward to for summer 2024

It'll be here so soon!  Whale watching with a friend Bookstore crawl with a friend 57th Street Art Fair Beach days Movies in the park Swapping out my wardrobe Being done with egg retrievals (hopefully) Helping a friend plan her wedding Going to Galena Taking other trips with friends Doing more sessions of my D&D one shot Eating ice cream on hot days Dining at the Point Trying to find an agent for my picture book ideas (hopefully) Reading more (hopefully) (Prompts by me) "Sperm Whale diving" by Bernard Spragg. NZ
Post a Comment
Read more

Starting my parental journey, part 9

You can  read part 1 here ,  read part 2 here ,  read part 3 here ,  read part 4 here ,  read part 5 here ,  read part 6 here ,  read part 7 here , and read part 8 here . I've officially begun my second cycle. On Wednesday, I had a virtual appointment, yesterday I had my baseline ultrasound, and today I began injections again. On Wednesday, I expressed my concern about my weight and was told not to fret about it for this cycle but that I should work on it for my health. I got told some vague things about measuring my food by volume and weight and that being the key the weight loss (idk it sounded weird to me). But other than that my appointment went well and I really liked the PA I met with. Overall, she was supportive and encouraging me to advocate for myself. Yesterday, I had to get up earlier than normal (6am) so I could make it to my ultrasound at 7am (I have asked for future ultrasounds to be at 8am). I got weighed (ugh), had my blood drawn, and t...
Post a Comment
Read more

Starting my parental journey, part 8

You can  read part 1 here ,  read part 2 here ,  read part 3 here ,  read part 4 here ,  read part 5 here , read part 6 here , and read part 7 here . I have begun birth control again. Now, that may sound like I'm bailing out of my fertility journey, but it's actually the opposite. In order to get everything ready for the egg retrieval, I need to hop on birth control for a little bit and then hop off. It feels a bit odd to be taking oral birth control, have a birth control arm implant, and be getting ready for an egg retrieval--but that's how it goes (for me at least--getting to keep the arm implant is rare or so I'm told). People have asked me how I'm feeling about this round of egg retrieval and honestly, I haven't thought about it much yet. I am focused on a big stressful event for work and then C2E2 (Chicago Comics and Entertainment Expo--basically, Chicago's Comic-Con) which I attend every year. Because of these two events (one stressful, one fun), I del...
Post a Comment
Read more