Thoughts on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 5, episode 1

I'm so excited for Mayhem to be back.

1. Oh gosh I also wanted Shea to win her season
2. Shea, I hate to say it, but I do think winners are decided before the final lip sync (you still should've won your season though)
3. Miz Cracker was delightful
4. I have really enjoyed Alexis Mateo and she's Vanjie's mom
5. I hope Blair has gotten some therapy
6. I do not remember Mariah that much...but I'm excited to see more
7. India's entrance was pretty funny and I'm glad she will get a chance to be more than the queen Mimi picked up
8. Jujubee is adorable and is very memorable 
9. "I am the pussy staircase"
10. Derrick was memorable for being Britney, but I guess we'll see more this time
11. MAYHEM!!!
12. Whoa Ongina's look is stunning
13. I hope Ongina makes it to Snatch Game because season 1 didn't have one
14. Ricky Martin is so attractive
15. Miz Cracker's stress reactions are pretty funny
16. Thank goodness we have a library challenge this time
17. Lost Vegas is a solid pun
18. "RuPaul's Drag Race Some Stars"
19. Mayhem Filler and Mehem Miller are great puns (but I love Mayhem)
20. Blair is pretty good at the reads
21. Wow Derrick's bf sounds like a jerk
22. 15 impersonations (oh wow that word was hard to spell) in a minute is insane
23. The casting directors certainly knew about the beef between Derrick and India
24. I am excited to see the variety show
25. Ru's look isn't my favorite
26. I wish I had gotten to see some of the planning of these acts because like did Alexis choreograph her background dancers?
27. Alexis is an incredible dancer and also clearly has a sense of humor
28. Shea's legs go for days
29. Wow Shea can really pole dance
30. Mayhem, I love you, but that wasn't the best
31. Mariah got permission to just make a mess
32. Okay, I love Mariah's piece 
33. Miz Cracker's bit is very fun 
34. Blair has a good voice
35. Ongina is adorable, but I guess after seeing Alexis dance it's hard to compare
36. So Derrick really does sound like all of the people she's impersonating, but I think it's the set up that didn't work and we don't get enough time with any impersonation 
37. Holy shit Jujube, I'm getting chills
38. Holy shit is that wig on good, India
39. I think this rules shake up is pretty fun
40. "That phallic entrance was everything"
41. Shabbat shablam is pretty funny
42. I didn't think India's was the best...I think Alexis's was the best
43. I feel like Iceland is such a random trip
44. I don't want Mayhem to go home already! I hope it's Derrick
45. I wonder if there will be alliances this season
46. I love that they made like the hut that people on Survivor go into to vote
47. Yay it's Yvie!
48. "Livin' La Vida Loca" is a great song choice
49. I think Yvie is winning this one
50. Yes, Yvie!
51. Holy shit the tip rolls over?
52. Oh thank goodness Mayhem is safe...I really want her to do better this season
53. Writing lyrics challenge!
54. Wait...is Blair writing from the point of view of a fictional serial killer?
55. Can't wait til next week!

(Prompt by me)

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