Thoughts on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 5, episode 4

I tried to watch it live but failed at reading the schedule.

1. Shea why are you surprised?
2. Shea, you don't get to say you're going to play strategically and that's fine but are critical of people playing strategically
3. Good Juju(bee)
4. Mayhem looking around after RuPaul said "When they go low, you go high" was very funny
5. These teams are definitely produced
6. Mayhem and India...I'm rooting for you
7. I love India admitting she was a shoplifter
8. "My most professional panties"
9. TV shows would keep a hot mess even if they're an insurance liability 
10. How would they even have strategized to get Cracker out?
11. "It's like a Jujubee sandwich with two pieces of white bread. I'm aroused."
12. "I'm not just sickening, I'm contagious"
13. Shea and Alexis are just doing a lot of screaming
14. Like Shea and Alexis did some things that felt Real Housewives but it wasn't funny
15. I feel like the Blair, Jujubee, and Cracker scene is going on too long
16. I liked Blair, Jujubee, and Cracker's scene better than Shea and Alexis's, but it still wasn't great
17. I am enjoying all of them hitting on themselves
18. Mayhem making her own beeping noise got me good
19. Okay Mayhem and India were the best
20. TMZ is evil
21. I appreciate Mayhem opening up about her mistakes
22. Oh Mayhem, that's so scary and I'm so sorry it is in no way okay how you were treated
23. Ru...are those sports teams on your dress? Like I really just can't figure it out
24. Oh I love Jujubee's cape
25. Cracker's boobs aren't placed right and it's throwing me off
26. Whoa I really like Blair's look because it's so unexpected and dramatic
27. Shea looks great and I love her watering can purse
28. Alexis looks fantastic
29. Mayhem, this is kinda basic
30. India does look like she's right out of a video game
31. I don't really get why Shea is safe and Alexis is in the bottom cause they did the same level of well in the challenge
32. I so disagree with the judges, I think India and Mayhem did the best
33. I'm so mad. It's insane to me that Mayhem and India are the bottom when they gave levels in their performance and Shea and Alexis just screamed
34. I'm so glad that Shea agreed that Mayhem and India should've been in the top
35. If I had to guess based on editing, I would say it's Mayhem going home because we've seen a lot of her story
36. I feel like India isn't being truthful about how Mayhem did
37. I don't think Mayhem has checked out, I think she's trying to be nice
38. I really like Cracker's lip sync look
39. Morgan McMichaels, welcome back
40. Oh no...I don't want Mayhem's friend to send her home
41. Did...they plan for Morgan's outfit to match Cracker's?
42. I love when the queens dance with capes
43. Morgan was funny
44. What does this mean?
45. Okay now I think it means that the show didn't want a lip sync to be worth $30,000
46. Yep, I thought it was Mayhem since we'd been getting a lot of plot and commentary out of her
47. Morgan, you don't need to feel bad because Mayhem was going home either way
48. Snatch Game of Love looks great
49. I hope Mayhem gets a chance to come back
50. I wonder why they always give a preview of Ru saying "RuVeal yourself, but give no hints as to who it is like does that actually build suspense for people?"

(Prompt by me)

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