15 things I've learned about my "niece"

Right now I'm staying with my friends Emily and Joe because they have a new baby and I hope to be "Aunt Holly" to this baby. Here are some things I've learned about the baby so far.

1. She has hiccups a lot and they are adorable
2. She is super soft
3. She seems to have a knack for timing poops and spit up so as to maximize mess
4. To get her to stop fussing sometimes all I have to do is switch which shoulder she's on
5. She needs still more alligator things
6. She looks adorable in the onesies I decorated for her (well all onesies, but mine are better 😜)
7. Her eyes sometimes seem to change color
8. I can hear when she poops
9. White noise is often essential in getting her to calm down/sleep
10. While she will fight a swaddle like no other, it does help her sleep
11. She has a tight grip
12. The family dog loves sniffing her
13. She is gaining weight like a champ
14. She likes being hoisted up high
15. She's cute even when she cries

(Prompt by me)

Respecting my niece's privacy but also kinda making her look creepy...welp