Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 5

Angela and Michael will be together again!

1. I love how this friend signed up to drop her off and instead was involved in a 2 hour errand
2. I wonder if TLC is helping her with lawyer fees and stuff
3. Aha the return of Tania's friend who was on their welcome trip
4. The craziest part of Syngin's choice was that he had the drinks at the bar he had a bad interview at
5. Tania, you were never on the same page...why did you get married?
6. Why is Kalani's voice so hoarse?
7. Low also is hoarse
8. Wait did we see Asuelu say he could talk to Kalani however he wants to?
9. Asuelu sent false locations? Wtf?
10. So Asuelu is here? Just hiding form Low
11. I thought the pinky swear between Kalani's parents was so cute
12. I hope Low doesn't ruin Oliver's birthday
13. "She has two babies that are just sucking the life out of her and she has a husband who is sucking the life out of her." WHOA
14. Suddenly, I see the family resemblance so much between Colt and Debbie and it weirded me out
15. Debbie has never been abroad?
16. Colt, you should've helped Debbie figure out her phone
17. Debbie pretty much asked if Colt would dump Jess if she asked him to
18. Colt, if you didn't want your mom being like this...you should've told her not to come
19. What does Debbie know about Brazil after only landing in the airport?
20. "Pretty little girl"
21. "Voluptuous you might say." I'm so creeped out
22. They are talking about sex right in front of Debbie
23. Colt and Jess are already picking out kids' names?
24. Cool Debbie is talking about anchor babies
25. Why is Debbie not wearing a seat belt?
26. Debbie, lie down in the back
27. Angela's hair is so fried
28. Angela's mom is in such rough shape
29. I love how Angela is smoking, driving, and talking on the phone (which is in her bra)
30. Angela, you don't have to change your name
31. Date night for Tania and Syngin
32. Yeah Syngin...it is fair that Tania was mad that you can home tipsy FROM A JOB INTERVIEW
33. Tania looks so stressed
34. Tania, if this healthy balance is a pattern...why did you marry him?
35. SYNGIN HOW ARE YOU ONLY JUST NOW THINKING ABOUT THIS?
36. Libby...learn some more Romanian (she later says this is what Andrei and his friends speak so I assume it's what his mom speaks)
37. I love that they have a 3-tiered tea platter
38. Andrei...your mom said of course she gets tired
39. "Here you listen double." BOOOOOOOOOOOO
40. Libby...Andrei has always been a chauvinist alpha male
41. Paul, changing a diaper is a one person job
42. Paul is not helpful
43. Paul's mom hates him (she said she wouldn't have come to dinner if she knew Karine and Pierre weren't coming)
44. I do appreciate that Paul's mom is saying she'll babysit, but that Paul shouldn't be using his son to guilt her
45. Paul's mom has been telling him she won't help so idk if he actually heard her now
46. Paul's eyes look evil
47. Asuelu...why did you come back to the house if you weren't gonna go to the party?
48. Asuelu, I'm not saying in any way that Kalani is perfect but like...go to your kid's birthday party
49. Wow Low didn't murder Asuelu
50. Kalani and Asuelu need therapy ASAP
51. Angela just shouts about everything
52. This is gonna go so bad so fast
53. This apartment does look nice
54. "It's as hard as an erection"
55. Oh that rat isn't huge
56. I actually thought that was playful
57. Wait...is there not a trash can?
58. I love that Andrei just describes it as an ugly bar
59. Libby should learn more Romanian
60. Andrei is being weird
61. Was Andrei in the police?
62. A MAN CAN TAKE CARE OF A BABY. THIS IS THE ONE GOOD THING ABOUT ANDREI
63. Andrei is controlling and rude
64. Libby is already prepping Andrei's friens for her family
65. Ah so we haven't gotten over the soulmate thing?
66. Tania, yeah it is confusing when someone doesn't know what their commitment is to you...but you did the same thing
67. If being free means being able to pack your stuff and leave...then you shouldn't be in a committed relationship
68. The editors decided to overlay her saying she's stressed out with her suntanning and drinking
69. Eric was in a preview...we knew he was coming back
70. Larissa dumped him via text?
71. Wait Larissa filed a police report against him?
72. Eric's eyes creep me out
73. Paul talks to Karine like she's a child
74. Paul still seems to know any Portuguese
75. Paul...all the variety of goods is only useful if you have money
76. Paul, Karine knows that you are saving money but her point is that you don't have the money to spend it now
77. PAUL JUST LISTEN TO KARINE
78. Paul, this is worse than Karine's life in Brazil
79. You don't know about the plumbing? Aren't you selling it?
80. The trailer is certainly a better option
81. "Sometime you no good." That is generous, Karine
82. Wait...are they all staying in one room?
83. Colt, you could've had Jess help you with translation
84. I cannot believe Colt said that they can have sex because his mom is hard of hearing
85. Low, it shouldn't be hard to not get violent
86. Jess does not understand Debbie and Colt's relationship because it's not normal
87. Ah so it's a theme this season of travelling
88. Angela looks like Elton John
89. Michael, honestly, Angela can't live in Nigeria right now because she takes care of her mom, daughter, and six grandkids
90. Welp...til next time!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? TLC
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