Thoughts on Darcey & Stacey season 1, episode 1

 Double trouble!

1. I didn't know there was this history of dating foreign men
2. Boy do they want to emphasize that they're twins
3. BOOOO Jesse
4. I totally forgot that Darcey wasn't always blond
5. Darcey, is it breaking free if he duped you?
6. BOOOO Tom
7. Florian is hot
8. Florian looks like a different person from that low level
9. You shouldn't propose 10 days after meeting
10. K1 visa time!
11. They are itty bitty
12. This opening feels James Bondesque
13. Are you two going to the same place? If so, you don't need two cars
14. Yep, they didn't need to take two cars
15. Of course they're wearing their products
16. The editors know what they're doing that they edited them saying "We wanted to go pro" into them utterly failing at tennis
17. WHOA THEY LOOK SO DIFFERENT
18. Just because they remembered you because you were twins doesn't mean they actually remembered anything else about you
19. Yes, Darcey on dating apps
20. Wow we're already trying to one upping 
21. My god there is always this underlying tension between them
22. I would be uncomfortable with this guy moving in to the same house where my kids are
23. Oh my god why are you marrying a man who is not ready for adult life yet
24. OH they're going to two different places afterwards, so it makes sense to take two cars
25. BOOOO Tom
26. Tom buying Stacey flowers is weird
27. Tom just wants to be on TV
28. This is a classic "This meeting could've been an email"
29. Darcey and Stacey do sound so much alike
30. You didn't act like a child, you acted like an asshole
31. Maybe you just don't feel things, Tom
32. I've said it before and I'll say it again...fuck off, Tom
33. Yes, Darcey should go to therapy, but fuck off, Tom
34. Wow we get to meet Darcey and Stacey's dad
35. IT'S EARLY DAYS OF CORONA
36. I feel like Darcey and Stacey talk a lot about being protected
37. I'm not convinced that the bunny pic is her kissing him on the cheek
38. This woman looks like if Anfisa and Larissa had a baby
39. Honestly, Darcey, Stacey and Florian may have a deal that they can sleep around when they're not together
40. I'm glad Darcey and Stacey's parents can coexist
41. Okay, I get not talking about your personal life a lot but Florian moving into your home is a big deal that you need to tell people about
42. Did Anniko think she was sly?
43. If I was the age of Darcey's daughters and they did this, I would die of embarrassment
44. This song is better than a lot of other 90 Day music
45. I love that Florian is in Darcey's phone as Florian Baby
46. I bet Larfisa is going to come up again because we got her permission for her image to appear on screen
47. Have you actually been trying for the K1 visa forever?
48. Did Stacey steal a Larissa line?
49. You should have a rough idea of how much money your fiance has
50. Darcey, Florian isn't going to support Stacey...your dad is going to continue to support you two
51. I wonder if we're ever going to talk about the fact that Stacey has kids
52. Ah yes, a classic Silva airport change
53. Why did Stacey never take the sticker off her shoe?
54. My god they can't get past their jealousy
55. "Is it naked?"
56. YES, NEW GUY
57. Florian is going to regret being on reality TV
58. Aha! Larfisa is going to be on screen
59. Is there a sex tape?
60. Their hair is going to merge into one clump

(Prompt by me)

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