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Thoughts on Darcey & Stacey season 1, episode 1

 Double trouble!

  1. I didn't know there was this history of dating foreign men
  2. Boy do they want to emphasize that they're twins
  3. BOOOO Jesse
  4. I totally forgot that Darcey wasn't always blond
  5. Darcey, is it breaking free if he duped you?
  6. BOOOO Tom
  7. Florian is hot
  8. Florian looks like a different person from that low level
  9. You shouldn't propose 10 days after meeting
  10. K1 visa time!
  11. They are itty bitty
  12. This opening feels James Bondesque
  13. Are you two going to the same place? If so, you don't need two cars
  14. Yep, they didn't need to take two cars
  15. Of course they're wearing their products
  16. The editors know what they're doing that they edited them saying "We wanted to go pro" into them utterly failing at tennis
  17. WHOA THEY LOOK SO DIFFERENT
  18. Just because they remembered you because you were twins doesn't mean they actually remembered anything else about you
  19. Yes, Darcey on dating apps
  20. Wow we're already trying to one upping 
  21. My god there is always this underlying tension between them
  22. I would be uncomfortable with this guy moving in to the same house where my kids are
  23. Oh my god why are you marrying a man who is not ready for adult life yet
  24. OH they're going to two different places afterwards, so it makes sense to take two cars
  25. BOOOO Tom
  26. Tom buying Stacey flowers is weird
  27. Tom just wants to be on TV
  28. This is a classic "This meeting could've been an email"
  29. Darcey and Stacey do sound so much alike
  30. You didn't act like a child, you acted like an asshole
  31. Maybe you just don't feel things, Tom
  32. I've said it before and I'll say it again...fuck off, Tom
  33. Yes, Darcey should go to therapy, but fuck off, Tom
  34. Wow we get to meet Darcey and Stacey's dad
  35. IT'S EARLY DAYS OF CORONA
  36. I feel like Darcey and Stacey talk a lot about being protected
  37. I'm not convinced that the bunny pic is her kissing him on the cheek
  38. This woman looks like if Anfisa and Larissa had a baby
  39. Honestly, Darcey, Stacey and Florian may have a deal that they can sleep around when they're not together
  40. I'm glad Darcey and Stacey's parents can coexist
  41. Okay, I get not talking about your personal life a lot but Florian moving into your home is a big deal that you need to tell people about
  42. Did Anniko think she was sly?
  43. If I was the age of Darcey's daughters and they did this, I would die of embarrassment
  44. This song is better than a lot of other 90 Day music
  45. I love that Florian is in Darcey's phone as Florian Baby
  46. I bet Larfisa is going to come up again because we got her permission for her image to appear on screen
  47. Have you actually been trying for the K1 visa forever?
  48. Did Stacey steal a Larissa line?
  49. You should have a rough idea of how much money your fiance has
  50. Darcey, Florian isn't going to support Stacey...your dad is going to continue to support you two
  51. I wonder if we're ever going to talk about the fact that Stacey has kids
  52. Ah yes, a classic Silva airport change
  53. Why did Stacey never take the sticker off her shoe?
  54. My god they can't get past their jealousy
  55. "Is it naked?"
  56. YES, NEW GUY
  57. Florian is going to regret being on reality TV
  58. Aha! Larfisa is going to be on screen
  59. Is there a sex tape?
  60. Their hair is going to merge into one clump

(Prompt by me)

Darcey & Stacey TLC
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