Thoughts on Darcey & Stacey season 1, episode 2

 Okay maybe this episode is double trouble because it's the second one. Am I funny yet?

1. Is it too much to ask Darcey and Stacey to swap places at least once during this show?
2. Okay, take a shot every time someone says "protector" or some form of "protect"
3. I wonder if Florian wants kids
4. Florian's town looks beautiful
5. I feel like 8 visits over the course of 5 years isn't enough...but maybe they went elsewhere too?
6. Hey model and Instagram influencer is a solid job choice for 90 dayers
7. How do you love someone if you can't communicate?
8. I mean...Stacey...so far he's only seen an airport...it can't feel that different than other places
9. Florian does seem pretty reserved
10. Stacey just wants to get it on in the parking lot
11. Wow Florian ate her face
12. Darcey's dad is cute
13. Yeah describing Darcey as Amy Poehler in Mean Girls feels accurate
14. Take a shot
15. Ah we've met Reina before
16. Are Darcey and Stacey that different?
17. Stacey is grounded?
18. Also take a shot when they say a version of "love love"
19. "Balls and pop"
20. Tom better be gone
21. Darcey, listen to your friends when they say to slow down
22. Darcey is more than a little competitive, Reina
23. Debbie, you are correct that Darcey just wants to be loved
24. I think Georgi's muscle definition is too much for me
25. Florian's first day should be RESTFUL
26. So far we've heard 3 of Florian's nicknames for Stacey: my angel, bubu, and little bear
27. WOW that was a lot of tongue
28. I love that quick shot showing that the door hanger thing said "Let's Do This"
29. Stacey how do you not see how tired this man is?
30. Stacey, this man is exhausted...now is not the time
31. Is Darcey imitating Larissa by saying cheapy?
32. Why are we filming their video chat sex?
33. "Is it naked?" comes out sounding like Buffalo Bill
34. Georgi is very cute
35. Of course Darcey is going to the same city that Stacey went to with her guy
36. I can't believe you didn't listen to this sleepy, sleepy man, Stacey
37. My god what an exhausting second day in America
38. I love how we caught every crinkle of that bag
39. I would say that you should take a shot each time Florian says "my angel" but I think you'd die
40. New nickname alert: kitten
41. Does Darcey have to assemble the bouquet herself?
42. Georgi does look like he came off of a romance novel cover
43. I feel sad for these horses
44. Are New York hot dogs actually good?
45. GROSS. I DO NOT LIKE LADY AND THE TRAMPING A HOT DOG
46. Is Florian a robot?
47. Aha so Florian calls Darcey baby
48. Darcey, you're such a bad liar
49. Well, Florian...it does seem like you'll be living with Darcey so you should care somewhat what Darcey thinks
50. Okay I did double check that Albania and Bulgaria aren't crazy far apart
51. Darcey, this night is clearly supposed to be about Stacey and Florian
52. Stacey, I think the phrase is "get this off my chest"
53. Really the big annoyance would be that Tom got more screen time
54. No, Darcey, therapy would benefit you
55. Flroian, don't go into the woods with a man who thinks you've hurt his daughter

(Prompt by me)

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