Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 11

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1. Wait what is Michael lying about?
2. Angela, just lie to his family for a bit like why don't you just lie to keep his family happy...what does it matter?
3. Angela sucks and is explosive
4. Great, now Angela has brought Jesus into this
5. Huh we don't usually see Libby's mom
6. MY GOD WHY DOES LIBBY'S FAMILY HATE MOLDOVA SO MUCH
7. PLENTY OF PLACES IN THE US LOOK JUST LIKE WHAT WE'VE SEEN OF MOLDOVA! DO THEY KNOW THE US IS MORE THAN JUST FLORIDA?
8. Wow this food looks good
9. So far, Libby's mom seems good
10. Andrei fully apologized it is YOU that DID NOT
11. Yes, forced singing is never awkward
12. I will say though that this was a nice question about Moldova
13. Colt, you don't have friends
14. Colt looks annoyed that his manipulation isn't working
15. Honestly, Jess, just go to Vegas and have a kick ass time without Colt
16. Tania, you phrased your thanks to Syngin in the worst way possible
17. This is not a conversation to have in front of Syngin's family
18. You all shouldn't have gotten married if this was a deal breaker
19. "You haven't tried anything since I've known you!" YIKES TANIA
20. I feel so bad for everyone, but especially Syngin's sister who is like 16
21. The healthy thing to do was to not get married
22. Kalani is just starting right off
23. YOU ALSO SUPPORT YOUR CHILDREN
24. Asuelu is also in agreement with Kalani
25. Kalani's children are much younger than Asuelu's nieces and nephews
26. Kalani has worked
27. Did Asuelu's mom say that she doesn't care about her grandchildren and wants Kalani and Asuelu to get divorced
28. Kalani and Asuelu's power dynamic isn't great, but brainwashing is a step too far
29. Thank goodness that Asuelu's mom got Tammy under control
30. Eric, if the price point is too much then don't bring her to these places
31. Larissa wants skull-sized boobs
32. So, hey, I fully believe you should be able to do what you want with your body but maybe wait til you have a job and insurance to have major surgery?
33. You want a pig nose?
34. I feel like Eric looks different from the previous episode
35. Eric, you can say no to this...like you caShn
36. You can't eat fruit and croissants? Also the spread last night also had straight up cake, just eat it
37. Libby's family is insanely rude. YOU ALL ARE ONE TAPE
38. Charlie, you 100% tried to fight Andrei
39. Actually, Angela, I'm telling you to just pretend. Literally what harm does it do?
40. Michael's mom needs to put sense into your head, Angela
41. Is Tania walking around without a boot?
42. Syngin's sister thinks this is ridiculous
43. "Did she mistake you for a structured person?"
44. No, Syngin's sister! This isn't what all married life is like
45. Eating steak in a dark bedroom is a mood
46. "We're not playing Super Mario"
47. Syngin didn't want to go to America and like he has worked...like in a mine
48. Now, yes, Syngin hasn't gotten a job in the US which isn't the best but like Tania is completely out of line
49. "Perfect day for custard"
50. Wow that shot of a mom and son walking into a place and past a sign that says 'Made You Lick' is quite an edit
51. "It's more like unwrapping a condom" THANKS COLT
52. Also, what did Colt order?
53. I hate Debbie's Jess impression
54. Colt, your mom is going to find out about the shoe throwing
55. HOW DARE YOU JUST HAVE THE LICK PART OF THE SIGN SHOWING, TLC
56. COLT! YOU HAVE VANESSA AS YOUR ROOMMATE NOW???
57. The dresses look Eastern European, not Little House on the Prairie
58. Why not wear the traditional dress?
59. This poor dress shop worker...she did not ask to be your translator nor are you paying her for this service
60. Wow Ina (sp?) also hates Andrei
61. I do agree this is an inappropriate time
62. Why does Larissa have a Canada beaver?
63. "Some big cannons would be nice" YIIIICCCKKKK
64. Eric lays down weird
65. Now Eric has the Canada beaver
66. Larissa, your logic is insane
67. The Canada beaver is back on the dresser
68. Larissa was always hotter than Colt though, Eric
69. That was a weird high five, Eric
70. The translator for Angela and Michael is beautiful
71. Angela, you don't need to be so rude to the translator
72. Mama looks great
73. I love that Mama checks to see if her son is okay with this idea and is just chill as long as he is chill
74. So wait...why did we dismiss the translator if there was more conversation to have
75. "God will make the marriage work." Idk if even God can make Angela behave
76. Kolini is watching the kids...not Asuelu
77. Is Asuelu eating a Big Mac in bed while his sister-in-law watches his kids? This episode is full of moods
78. Farty boy continues to be an amazing nickname
79. Yes this is past level 70, Asuelu
80. So I feel like telling Asuelu to cut ties with his family is too much, but she's also Kalani is understandably very upset so now is not the time to have this conversation
81. Y'all, stop swearing around the baby
82. I think Kalani and Asuelu looked like this meme at various points in this conversation: 
    
83. Arguing about who could beat up whom is insane
84. Kalani, these are legit questions but you should take at least the night to relax and unwind
85. Hell yeah, making wine next week
86. I bet there is ultimately no story as to why Andrei left Moldova
87. Karine is already looking to leave Paul and I, for one, applaud her
88. Yes, Jess go for it
89. Why did Angela go to the strip club with Michael? You knew how this would end
90. Can't wait til next week!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? TLC
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