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Thoughts on RHONY season 12, episode 10

 Still in the smallest state.

  1. Elyse is trying to hard to be a new housewife
  2. Drinking to forget isn't healthy
  3. Okay so so far so good with Leah's sister
  4. Tinsley...did you make out with your sister in your 30s? I don't think that's good...
  5. I love that Sonja has sparkly pants
  6. If I was Tinsely, I would be annoyed that no one was sitting at the table
  7. Sonja, you would 100% be mad if you planned a night and then people didn't do whatever you planned
  8. Ramona, you said you didn't want to be embarrassed but these people are sharing olives and you won't even acknowledge Tinsley
  9. I would be annoyed if I was that guy too, but I also wouldn't have signed the release form
  10. Saying Leah's sister is guilty by association makes no sense, Ramona
  11. Was Ramona choking herslef with corn?
  12. Dorinda, your night in sounds great
  13. Is Sonja making squash earmuffs
  14. Sweater man is great
  15. Ramona, did you say Leah's sister was a demon?
  16. I love that Leah threw a ravioli
  17. Ramona you are so rude
  18. You were not crying, Ramona
  19. Leah...did you steal a martini glass?
  20. Luann...did you set the corn on fire?
  21. Again, I could ship Leah and Tinsley
  22. Yes, Sonja, buying things mean you come back with more things
  23. Ramona, you also acted nutty
  24. Sonja, you are also a loose cannon
  25. Okay just because things can get really bad doesn't mean that it can also be really good
  26. Is Luanna actually putting cabaret on the map?
  27. I think Leah's dad should stop drinking if his esophagus is eroding
  28. I love how at this traditional tea there is a bowl of gummy bears
  29. My god, Ramona, can you not acknowledge a single thing you've done wrong?
  30. Ramona, I don't believe you that you didn't sleep for four days
  31. Ramona, what else did you want to hear from Leah?
  32. Clotted cream is a gross name
  33. Tinsley, where is your hat?
  34. Okay, Tinsley, if you went to Niagara Falls with Scott you did in fact see him
  35. "Put a ring on it, impregnate me right the fuck now"

(Prompt by me)

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