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Thoughts on RHONY season 12, episode 5

 Can't wait to see the fallout from the crazy night.

  1. This ugly designer dress Tinsley is in reminds me why I stopped watching Project Runway
  2. Seriously, just tell Sonja a spider is a good sign...make up some bullshit about how it's good luck because spider are nature weavers or something
  3. It is weird that Tinsley wasn't given heels
  4. Appreciating the spectacle is definitely the right way to take this show, Ramona
  5. Luann, those hairdressers aren't for you!
  6. Tinsley, if you stained the sheets...just pay for new ones
  7. How are tiki torches Game of Thrones?
  8. Sonja is planning her fashion show...so you do know what she's doing
  9. Sonja did you say you're hiring 14 year old models? Your line isn't for kids
  10. I mean you drinking isn't the end of the world, Leah, but there is now going to be footage of you naked throwing fire on national television
  11. To be fair, Ramona did try asking them if they wanted something and they ignored her
  12. I will say that "Married to the Mob" is like the first Real Housewives' brand I'd heard of before the show
  13. Leah and Robyn need to chat about having unique relationships with exes
  14. Leah, do you not think the footage of you throwing champagne from a pool at a torch is not going to affect your daughter?
  15. It is weird to send sweatpants 
  16. The hat and sunglasses actually look like a young fashionable look...which is also not Sonja's brand
  17. Wait...John didn't say he was coming?
  18. If Leah did what Dorinda suggested and totally altered it then I think Sonja would still be upset
  19. Is there no music for the show?
  20. Also, the lighting is terrible
  21. I love how the game of this is "What would Leah wear?"
  22. Some of the outfits are nice and some are ugly but for a Real Housewife line that's pretty good
  23. Sonja, Leha literally told you what she wanted
  24. "A pimp in pajamas"
  25. Oh man is there a bar with a slide?

(Prompt by me)

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