Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 14

 Watching live again!

1. Libby has such a great attitude...
2. I definitely thought Marcel and Andrei's brother were the same person
3. Andrei is in great shape
4. Libby looks great
5. I can't believe in Happily Ever After? has two weddings
6. Asuelu is asking a VERY fair question when he asked his mom why she said he should leave his family
7. I guess the sister who tried to start a fight left
8. Asuelu's mom is so upfront with what she wants which makes her great TV but what she wants makes her a bad mother and mother-in-law
9. Larissa looks so different without makeup
10. I HATE it when Eric imitates Larissa
11. I love how Eric is 0% prepared for this
12. With so much talk about how nothing will go wrong...you know they included it because something does...also the season preview indicated something went wrong
13. The plastic surgery nurse looks so much like Ashley (of Jay and Ashley)
14. Michael's aunt still disapproves
15. Ah live music!
16. Michael thinks Angela looks young...it must be love
17. Angela's hair piece thing is beautiful
18. Does...Angela's bra match the seats?
19. Angela is so mad at the line "to love and to obey"
20. How dare TLC play such romantic music
21. The officiant's suit is great
22. Outfit change
23. Ya know...there is something that Michael truly enjoys about Angela
24. NO! I HATE THE GARTER THING
25. Wow the cake is the American and Nigerian flag
26. Karine is in a Nightmare Before Christmas sweater and I approve
27. Paul doesn't know what's in his ass apparently...must be hard to tell when you're an ass
28. Paul...why are you bringing so much stuff?
29. Paul's mom is only going to miss Pierre and Karine
30. "He's already having problems"
31. Paul, be honest, what family events were invited to?
32. GROSS. I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE COLT VOMIT, TLC
33. Colt...you do still live with your mother...and a fuckton of cats...so you're not alone
34. Is Colt hitting on Steve?
35. Of course Debbie hated Colt dating because that means Colt is cheating on her
36. Is anyone at Black Bear Diner gonna get Kalani's kids some high chairs?
37. Tammy...you tried to fight Kalani...you didn't just tell her how you feel
38. Is Oliver just on the floor?
39. Eric didn't bring shit to do...he's just into the snacks
40. I'm so glad they blurred the surgery
41. I was surprisingly grossed out to see the implant covered in blood
42. Eric will sit anywhere except a chair
43. You are not emotional, Eric
44. Finally Eric sits in a chair
45. What a fancy looking plastic surgery office
46. Eric...you were clearly supposed to be taken to the recovery area by an employee and you didn't
47. "Guess who got an orgasm last night?"
48. Take a shot each time they say 'sissy'
49. HOW ARE YOU BRINGING UP ORGASMS?
50. THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
51. Jojo is inappropriate in a different way this time
52. Getting footage of the pigeon in the Moldovan church is top notch work
53. So your marriage wasn't real until now, Andrei? Cool, cool, cool
54. Take a shot each time you feel compelled to yell "they're married already!"
55. This church is gorgeous
56. Great, Andrei didn't explain this either
57. Ah wedding rings are worn on the right hand here (I believe in an earlier season Alla mentioned that that is the custom in Russia as well and that a ring on the left ring finger meant you were divorced)
58. All weddings need crowns
59. God I hope they wash that cross
60. "Same woman, no divorce, double marriage"
61. Tammy, why can't the moms talk?
62. It is interesting to hear Kalani's parents' perspectives on this
63. I'm glad that Kalani and Asuelu's mom apologized
64. TAMMY. YOU. TRIED. TO. FIGHT. KALANI.
65. Gotta love dramatic violins as they replay footage of Eric walking back to the recovery area
66. Cool, cool, Eric is just now thinking he needs to take care of Larissa
67. Eric...did you even read the discharge instructions?
68. Eric is such a moron
69. Did Angela tell Michael it was time for his balls to drop?
70. I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT ANGELA WASN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR
71. I don't want Meemaw to die without Angela being there
72. Libby's veil is beautiful
73. This is quality wedding entertainment and I type that with no sarcasm
74. Charlie is already drunk
75. Oooh that wedding drummer is hot
76. Libby's mom's dress is incredible
77. The baby is so cute
78. Andrei, for once, is explaining a custom to Libby
79. Charlie is so mad at...something?
80. "Equal rights in America." "I don't understand your English."
81. Charlie, shut up
82. Um, Charlie, Chuck did pay for at least the other daughters' weddings
83. Aw yeah money box
84. "America wants to do a toast"
85. Only after the second wedding is Andrei a part of Libby's family
86. CHARLIE IS THE WORST
87. Don't beat up Charlie...but put him in a cab
88. Larissa's boobs and nose are on display next week
89. I am sorry for Angela in this moment of her mom being so sick
90. No, Kalani, don't have a tracker on Asuelu's phone
91. I wonder if Syngin is going to stay in South Africa
92. Colt is going to break up with his mom
93. They really need to put Charlie in a cab
94. Well next week will feature no weddings
95. I'm still excited though!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? TLC

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