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12 weeks of COVID

Yes, we are far more than 12 weeks into COVID, but I'm still writing this parody now because I don't want to wait for 12 months of COVID to go by.

 

On the first week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

A virus without a vaccine


On the second week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the third week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine

 

On the fourth week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the fifth week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Five TP rolls

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the sixth week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Six Zooms a-crashing

Five TP rolls

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the seventh week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Seven weddings cancelled

Six Zooms a-crashing

Five TP rolls

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the eighth week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Eight meals delivered

Seven weddings cancelled

Six Zooms a-crashing

Five TP rolls

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the ninth week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Nine quaran-hobbies

Eight meals delivered

Seven weddings cancelled

Six Zooms a-crashing

Five TP rolls

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the tenth week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Ten lonely weekends

Nine quaran-hobbies

Eight meals delivered

Seven weddings cancelled

Six Zooms a-crashing

Five TP rolls

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the eleventh week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Eleven depression bouts

Ten lonely weekends

Nine quaran-hobbies

Eight meals delivered

Seven weddings cancelled

Six Zooms a-crashing

Five TP rolls

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


On the twelfth week of COVID the cosmos sent to me

Twelve virtual games

Eleven depression bouts

Ten lonely weekends

Nine quaran-hobbies

Eight meals delivered

Seven weddings cancelled

Six Zooms a-crashing

Five TP rolls

Four sourdough loaves

Three new plants

Two foster dogs, and

A virus without a vaccine


(Prompt by me)

"Virus" by Daniel Lobo



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