I maintain that stream of consciousness is the only way to immediately write about these.
- I really want Harris to just eviscerate Pence
- Ooh we got to see the teleprompter for the moderator be unveiled
- Regulated enthusiasm, the best kind
- Ha Harris is stage left and Pence is stage right
- Again, why are there different kinds of flag pins?
- Ooh we're gonna get some cool reflection shots with the plexiglass
- Why are their lapel mics on different sides?
- Harris, these are great points, but you aren't saying what you'll do
- Wow Pence thinks it's a privilege to be on stage with Harris...I'd've thought mother wouldn't approve of him being alone with two women
- So if we did such a good job, Pence, why do we have such a high death rate?
- Yeah, Harris, don't let that jerk interrupt you
- Can I opt out of being in Pence's heart?
- "You respect the American people when you tell the truth"
- Wow I forgot how old Biden is
- Pence refuses to listen to the moderator, but he can just lose time I guess
- Harris clearly said she would take a vaccine if doctors approved it
- Will we really have a vaccine before the end of 2020?
- NYT said that the Obama administration handled the swine flu well
- Ha neither wants to talk about how old their candidate is
- Ah yes, Biden's health has everything to do with Trump's taxes
- Why couldn't either just say that like medical history can be private
- "There was a time we believed in science"
- Harris smiling and whispering "That's not what I said" is a mood
- Fracking bad
- Pence, you're such a dick
- "They're coming for you" is an ominous but accurate statement, Harris
- OBAMACARE WAS NOT A DISASTER
- So Harris said she'd ban fracking...you realize she is the VP candidate right?
- I bet you are proud of your conservation efforts, Pence...that doesn't mean it's good
- So if our water and air is clean...shouldn't we protect it? No? Okay
- It would not literally crush jobs...conservation efforts aren't the Hulk
- Again, fracking bad
- Wait we're talking about the economy? I thought the topic was the environment
- Man, I'd forgotten that they'd removed shit like "science" and "climate change"
- Much probably propose an existential threat to Pence
- Aaaand we're back to taxes
- Pence is literally repeating himself
- We have not always cherished our environment...the Chicago river used to catch fire
- Lol who said Harris was the most liberal senator?
- Pence has run out of talking points
- I would describe us as problematic frenemies that people kinda ship
- Man, I forgot that Drumpf got rid of the pandemic task force
- Ha I just looked up a fact check and Drumpf didn't even ban travel from China
- Were we talking about ISIS?
- Ya know, I'd believe Pence felt bad about the torture of an American if he didn't support shock therapy for gays
- Wait, what does having a sizable family have to do with your ability to be on SCOTUS?
- DURBIN
- Ah I see what you did there, Harris, you're trying to tie JFK and Biden together
- School him, Harris
- Pence, you haven't answered a ton of questions
- PENCE TRUSTS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THINKS IT WORKED WITH BREONNA TAYLOR
- Man, so sad she lost her salon...totally equivalent to losing a daughter
- Gotta love the fly on Pence's head
- It was blatantly true that Drumpf didn't condemn white supremacists
- Drumpf does not respect all American people
- Drumpf has Jewish grandkids which actually means nothing about him
- Okay, Harris has an imperfect record, but she did do things for criminal justice
- Only Harris gets called out for repeating talking points? Pence did too
- Yick support from Bush's admin is bad
- Harris just can't think of a good way to say Biden will drag Trump's out by his ear
- Pence doesn't understand what overturning an election means
- I would tell the 8th grader you can't be kind to evil people
- The lime green wristband is very distracting
- I wanted more evisceration
- Note that mother isn't wearing a mask but Harris's partner is
- The small audience does make the applause sound so pathetic
(Prompt by me)
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