Final 2020 presidential debate stream of consciousness

 Last debate stream of consciousness of 2020!

• I love how the presidential debates don't start on time
• Ha Biden made a point to take his mask off while walking in to emphasize how Drumpf doesn't wear masks
• Lol they're only muting after the 2 minute statements and not in the part where we'll need it
• Yeah just cause spikes or surges end, doesn't mean there won't be more
• To be fair, you can measure any amount of time in weeks
• Biden is meditating to find the calm that will allow him not to jump over his podium and punch Drumpf in the face
• Pushing Drumpf for details works because it will show how many ways he's lying
• Again though, why different flag pins?
• "Dark winter is coming"~Biden
• Drumpf, the opening of our country is why we'll have a dark winter
• Hey, hey, Drumpf...Biden doesn't currently have to act faster than you because he isn't the president
• "He has this thing about living in a basement." Drumpf is describing Biden that a creepy guy on Law and Order
• Btw Duckworth is going to ROAST Drumpf for bringing up Gold Star Families
• Depends on what you mean by recover...like many people didn't die but are having long lasting effects
• "He says we're learning to live with. We're learning to die with it." That one got me
• Side note, learning to live with something doesn't mean we're doing well
• Drumpf, you are xenophobic and racist
• So Biden has governors?
• Wait I missed that Baron tested positive
• Yeah I guess no babies have died or anything of COVID...
• Yeah more death surely will help people's mental health
• Also, hey, if you're concerned about mental health and substance and domestic abuse why not do something about that?
• NYC isn't your city, Drumpf
• Also, hey, if businesses are closing...what if we gave them, oh say, a subsidy
• There's no way that Drumpf gets along with Fauci
• "No I don't take money from Wall Street because I stole it from people who wanted to go to a college."
• Ah cool, Iran is in on it too
• Ha yes, let's bring up Giuliani
• Biden is dying
• Drumpf...you do remember that we were in the Cold War with Russia, right? Like a lot of people have been harsher on Russia
• Ah yes, let's just make shit up now
• BUT HIS EMAILS
• 22 years is a lot of years of tax returns
• Lol "as soon as we can." YOU COULD'VE RELEASED YOUR TAX RETURNS YEARS AGO
• Wait how does Biden make money from Ukraine and China? Like I know the lie with Russia
• "You're the big man, I think." I choose to take that in a dirty context
• I feel like "a phony witch hunt" is a double negative
• I don't think Biden's brothers have said that they pay him money from sketchy stuff...like that would make them insanely dumb
• What if we didn't say "thug" though?
• Drumpf looks like a frog
• Biden is looking too high up and it makes him look kinda nuts
• MUTE HIM
• "Let's talk about him sitting around the table." Sure...
• Is Drumpf's tie too shiny or is that just me?
• MUTE HIM
• "That's like saying we had a good relationship with Hitler before he invaded the rest of Europe"
• North Korea is still a mess...
• I bet Drumpf is doing that white power symbol from time to time on purpose
• Man, not having a choice in health care would suck...like imagine not having choices in regards to your body
• YES, THE MUTE CAME TO BE
• BidenCare...man we never come up with new names for shit
• "Health care is not a privilege, it's a right"
• BTW Biden definitely lived in Scranton for 11 years and it was because his dad couldn't find a job that the family left
• Huh I also learned form Biden's wiki that he doesn't drink alcohol
• "Yes I said I'd consider a federal minimum wage of $15/hr but it's really a state thing"
• Hey, if $15/hr is ruining then people are already ruined
• I appreciate that Biden is fired up against the genocide Drumpft is perpetrating
• DRUMPF, THE KIDS AREN'T WELL TAKEN CARE OF
• Hey, Drumpf, even if (and it's very possible) Biden was VP when the cages were built...if you thought they were bad then you could've removed them
• Also, we gonna talk about forced hysterectomies? No?
• Ah hey, wiki told me Biden is asthmatic just like me
• A the ole murder and rapist line
• Actually, most of them do come back
• Drumpf is such an asshole
• Uh Biden actually passed the bar so I do think he knows more about the law than you, Drumpf
• Oh we're talking about "the talk." I'm really curious to see how this will go
• So I fully believe that Biden repeated the term "super predators" but even with saying that, he is still better than Drumpf on race issues...which really is just a comment on how bad Drumpf is on race issues
• LINCOLN IS THE ONLY ONE POSSIBLY BETTER FOR BLACK PEOPLE THAN DRUMPF
• I'm glad Biden brought up the Central Park Five because Drumpf is disgusting about it
• "We commuted over 1,000 people's sentences"
• Wait when did Iraq give Biden money?
• "What he's saying is a bunch of garbage"
• Drumpf...not even Fox would take up the laptop bait
• "I'm the least racist person in this room" says a white man to a Black woman
• "Abraham Lincoln here is one of the most racist presidents in recent history"
• "This guy is a dog whistle the size of a fog horn"
• No, Drumpf, you said you did better than anyone except perhaps Lincoln
• "I know more about wind than you do."
• Now it's probably just my casting or connection, but there are glitches on Drumpf's side of my screen...I guess technology is still working on capturing images of the soulless
• Was this debate actually robust?
• Drumpf still didn't put on a mask
• Jill's mask matches her dress and I love it

(Prompt by me)

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