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Final 2020 presidential debate stream of consciousness

 Last debate stream of consciousness of 2020!

  • I love how the presidential debates don't start on time
  • Ha Biden made a point to take his mask off while walking in to emphasize how Drumpf doesn't wear masks
  • Lol they're only muting after the 2 minute statements and not in the part where we'll need it
  • Yeah just cause spikes or surges end, doesn't mean there won't be more
  • To be fair, you can measure any amount of time in weeks
  • Biden is meditating to find the calm that will allow him not to jump over his podium and punch Drumpf in the face
  • Pushing Drumpf for details works because it will show how many ways he's lying
  • Again though, why different flag pins?
  • "Dark winter is coming"~Biden
  • Drumpf, the opening of our country is why we'll have a dark winter
  • Hey, hey, Drumpf...Biden doesn't currently have to act faster than you because he isn't the president
  • "He has this thing about living in a basement." Drumpf is describing Biden that a creepy guy on Law and Order
  • Btw Duckworth is going to ROAST Drumpf for bringing up Gold Star Families
  • Depends on what you mean by recover...like many people didn't die but are having long lasting effects
  • "He says we're learning to live with. We're learning to die with it." That one got me
  • Side note, learning to live with something doesn't mean we're doing well
  • Drumpf, you are xenophobic and racist
  • So Biden has governors?
  • Wait I missed that Baron tested positive
  • Yeah I guess no babies have died or anything of COVID...
  • Yeah more death surely will help people's mental health
  • Also, hey, if you're concerned about mental health and substance and domestic abuse why not do something about that?
  • NYC isn't your city, Drumpf
  • Also, hey, if businesses are closing...what if we gave them, oh say, a subsidy
  • There's no way that Drumpf gets along with Fauci
  • "No I don't take money from Wall Street because I stole it from people who wanted to go to a college."
  • Ah cool, Iran is in on it too
  • Ha yes, let's bring up Giuliani
  • Biden is dying
  • Drumpf...you do remember that we were in the Cold War with Russia, right? Like a lot of people have been harsher on Russia
  • Ah yes, let's just make shit up now
  • BUT HIS EMAILS
  • 22 years is a lot of years of tax returns
  • Lol "as soon as we can." YOU COULD'VE RELEASED YOUR TAX RETURNS YEARS AGO
  • Wait how does Biden make money from Ukraine and China? Like I know the lie with Russia
  • "You're the big man, I think." I choose to take that in a dirty context
  • I feel like "a phony witch hunt" is a double negative
  • I don't think Biden's brothers have said that they pay him money from sketchy stuff...like that would make them insanely dumb
  • What if we didn't say "thug" though?
  • Drumpf looks like a frog
  • Biden is looking too high up and it makes him look kinda nuts
  • MUTE HIM
  • "Let's talk about him sitting around the table." Sure...
  • Is Drumpf's tie too shiny or is that just me?
  • MUTE HIM
  • "That's like saying we had a good relationship with Hitler before he invaded the rest of Europe"
  • North Korea is still a mess...
  • I bet Drumpf is doing that white power symbol from time to time on purpose
  • Man, not having a choice in health care would suck...like imagine not having choices in regards to your body
  • YES, THE MUTE CAME TO BE
  • BidenCare...man we never come up with new names for shit
  • "Health care is not a privilege, it's a right"
  • BTW Biden definitely lived in Scranton for 11 years and it was because his dad couldn't find a job that the family left
  • Huh I also learned form Biden's wiki that he doesn't drink alcohol
  • "Yes I said I'd consider a federal minimum wage of $15/hr but it's really a state thing"
  • Hey, if $15/hr is ruining then people are already ruined
  • I appreciate that Biden is fired up against the genocide Drumpft is perpetrating
  • DRUMPF, THE KIDS AREN'T WELL TAKEN CARE OF
  • Hey, Drumpf, even if (and it's very possible) Biden was VP when the cages were built...if you thought they were bad then you could've removed them
  • Also, we gonna talk about forced hysterectomies? No?
  • Ah hey, wiki told me Biden is asthmatic just like me
  • A the ole murder and rapist line
  • Actually, most of them do come back
  • Drumpf is such an asshole
  • Uh Biden actually passed the bar so I do think he knows more about the law than you, Drumpf
  • Oh we're talking about "the talk." I'm really curious to see how this will go
  • So I fully believe that Biden repeated the term "super predators" but even with saying that, he is still better than Drumpf on race issues...which really is just a comment on how bad Drumpf is on race issues
  • LINCOLN IS THE ONLY ONE POSSIBLY BETTER FOR BLACK PEOPLE THAN DRUMPF
  • I'm glad Biden brought up the Central Park Five because Drumpf is disgusting about it
  • "We commuted over 1,000 people's sentences"
  • Wait when did Iraq give Biden money?
  • "What he's saying is a bunch of garbage"
  • Drumpf...not even Fox would take up the laptop bait
  • "I'm the least racist person in this room" says a white man to a Black woman
  • "Abraham Lincoln here is one of the most racist presidents in recent history"
  • "This guy is a dog whistle the size of a fog horn"
  • No, Drumpf, you said you did better than anyone except perhaps Lincoln
  • "I know more about wind than you do."
  • Now it's probably just my casting or connection, but there are glitches on Drumpf's side of my screen...I guess technology is still working on capturing images of the soulless
  • Was this debate actually robust?
  • Drumpf still didn't put on a mask
  • Jill's mask matches her dress and I love it

(Prompt by me)

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