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Thoughts on The Family Chantel season 2, episode 2

And we'll never be Royal's (Royal's).

  1. River is clearly blind to Royal's faults
  2. River...don't you still live at home?
  3. Wait are Winter and Jah still together?
  4. What? This family judging? Who would've thought they would ever do that?
  5. Winter, if it isn't covered by your insurance, proceed very carefully
  6. River just offers Chantel's money
  7. Winter is beautiful
  8. This guy makes enough money as a manager of a retail store to buy you an i-Phone and send you flowers twice a week?
  9. Nicole and Coraima have Chantel's body language down
  10. Wait, what is Nicole studying to be again?
  11. Omg is Chantel gonna work for a plastic surgeon?
  12. I love that the receptionist asked Chantel's name for narrative sake because she is obviously Chantel, the one you were told would be coming with a camera crew
  13. Oh Chantel was getting her RN degree
  14. Chantel's resume formatting is awful
  15. Chantel is so nervous in this interview
  16. Chantel has already gotten botox?
  17. Chantel just doesn't want to say that she got breast implants
  18. Oh man is Chantel going to end up doing plastic surgery on Winter?
  19. Yeah I don't get how a trip to meet Nicole's boyfriend is a gift to Chantel
  20. Ugh, Chantel, why don't you think Angenette is innocent?
  21. Royal not trusting his wife is his problem
  22. I don't think Chantel and Pedro were suggesting Angenette was a mail order bride--I think they were suggesting she was using Royal
  23. I love how Karen defends Angenette but would never do that for Pedro
  24. Karen clearly thinks very little of Chantel's judgment
  25. Wait...I feel like the school should've told Chantel about this earlier
  26. Pedro, you should be more supportive in this moment
  27. Like Pedro's feelings are valid...but they should be brought up when Chantel is calmer
  28. Okay he got there
  29. [Gotta love a medicine ad that has people telling their stories but then says "Not an actual patient" underneath]
  30. So I fully support Pedro getting his license, but this also isn't a gift for Chantel
  31. "We don't honk at people just because they're..."
  32. I'm confused by her tone when she's saying it's a green light
  33. Winter...didn't you come with your parents and the ugly Christmas sweaters? So how did you not know the theme?
  34. Winter doesn't celebrate Christmas? Why?
  35. "We sat on Santa"
  36. Winter, it is fine to not celebrate Christmas, but I have a hard time believing you didn't know the theme
  37. I want the llama sweater
  38. Not celebrating Christmas isn't "the wrong path"
  39. Chantel was so rude when Winter was trying to talk
  40. I'm so excited to meet Alejandro

(Prompt by me)

The Family Chantel TLC

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