I just binge-watched most of season 4 and it'll be interesting to have Chantel and Pedro's start on TV as a perspective for where they're at now.
- Wait Winter AND River is leaving?
- Ha what a short storm off
- Chantel is sounding so rude
- Chantel was not dancing with men
- Chantel...not sure Angenette is ratting you out when everything you did was on camera
- I do appreciate Pedro standing up for Chantel
- Dear god can we stop saying "cookie cutter"
- Why hasn't Nicole or Marcey impersonated Royal yet?
- Ha Karen thinks this was like a Festivus...I guess with the airing of grievances
- Why isn't Thomas wearing the matching sweater to Karen?
- Chantel picks the tightest sweater
- Yes, this gift is just to go meet Alejandro
- Do we know what has happened with Pedro's dad?
- "You don't have to put your spoon in that soup"
- Ho clothes
- Pedro is saying that Chantel has forgotten about "his plátano" which means "his banana"
- Pedro says they don't have enough sex because Chantel always wants to have sex in the bed
- "I can't swim, but I love water"
- "My kids save all their drama for their mama"
- Ponderosa
- Karen is comparing a herd of horses to a ton of koi fish
- Karen collects dolls, Star Wars tuff, and birds...
- Karen says she has to buy all of these fish
- "If something is going wrong in the ponderosa, there is a disturbance in the force"
- And the ponderosa is also a metaphor for her family
- Alejandro has way too much cologne
- Alejandro's style, while unique, is at times too much for me
- Alejandro...wouldn't you two be together when you introduced her to your family?
- Alejandro describes Nicole as beautiful, wonderful, and gorgeous...I wonder what it is he likes about her...
- Is there really a 27:1 ratio of women to men in New York?
- Pedro with this penguin is hilarious
- I do think Chantel loves Winter, but that doesn't mean Chantel treats her the best all the time
- Karen is right that they're grown women and they can handle it on her own
- Wait...why is Karen describe herself as the delicious middle of a sandwich between her daughters
- For what my opinion is worth, I think Winter is beautiful
- Doctor Proctor is a fun rhyme
- Are we at the Dream Hotel again?
- Pedro, I think that's a scar
- "She's smiling in all her pictures, because she knows she's got a green card"
- Chantel...you can't say that Pedro wanted you for you and then say that Nicole wants Alejandro for a green card
- Are we actually going to spend time with Alejandro this episode?
- I hope Pedro does go down the list of questions
- The cake behind Pedro looks good
- If Alejandro used henna, his beard would be redder
- No real brief conversations, just straight to interrogations
- So we bring up how Alejandro looks white and then we skip right past it
- Pedro...if Alejandro wasn't confident then you would also be annoyed
- Alejandro looks to be in fine shape
- Alejandro is a manager at a cell phone company or store?
- Alejandro is also a bartender
- Ah ha! Now we know the secret we built up to
- Wait...Alejandro is currently married?
- They're gonna explain that he is in a sham marriage, right?
- Wait how long has this Winter and Chantel issue been going on?
- Oh no I want to hug Angenette
(Prompt by me)
The Family Chantel TLC
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