Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 1, episode 2

 I tried to watch this live but it seems like bravotv.com doesn't let you (lame).

1. Wait will there always be this narration at the beginning?
2. This poor hair stylist
3. Heather, we're talking about it still because it was a cruel thing to say
4. Wait I think Mary just switched her story about what/who she said smelled like hospital
5. Mary has a son?
6. Hey Mary...why did you get your odor glands removed?
7. This hospital thing is going to be brought up again even though it's "done"
8. Whitney, if the bartenders were free...I wouldn't complain that much
9. Whitney, do you know that it was the bartenders who caused all of the issues?
10. Whitney didn't want to get people in trouble but specifically tried to get the bartenders in trouble
11. Jen's kids have a sweet relationship
12. So are we just not planning on telling Jen's husband about the party...it was filmed
13. I don't get the neck popping comment
14. Is Whitney really the last person you want to hang out with Lisa?
15. Wait was Lisa not invited to the vow renewal?
16. Lisa's husband was smart to ask if she wanted him to just listen or feedback
17. I don't think people can guess a skier's age by their boots
18. Wow we have a swinger accusation
19. Whitney's dad's "hair" is awful
20. And here I thought Whitney and her dad's relationship changed because of her being excommunicated
21. Is Whitney's dad gay?
22. I thought Mormons didn't get divorced?
23. Addiction is a disease
24. Whitney needs to go to al-anon or a similar group
25. Seth, you are out of town a lot so maybe she's on her phone because she's mad at you
26. How did we not know that Meredith and Seth are separated?
27. Wow the server interrupting the "separation" conversation with cocktails called "impossible dreams" could not have been written better
28. I think a lot of separations come from a build up of things over time
29. Seth doesn't mean emotionally, he means sexually
30. Meredith is right that transparency doesn't mean "read my phone." I think it means more saying what you're feeling
31. Seth wants Meredith to be jealous
32. I also don't think reading each other's phones is appropriate
33. Chanel doesn't give wedgies, good to know (although Coco Chanel was a Nazi so I still don't want to buy it)
34. What does looking black diamond mean?
35. "Bring it to the bunny hill, bitch"
36. Yes a group walk all in one wide line
37. Wait the lift isn't to the bunny hill, right?
38. I've been skiing, but nothing like this
39. Jen's ski practice around her shoes is gold
40. Meredith seems pretty level-headed so far
41. Wait did Jen bring her assistants for a simple ski day?
42. The restaurant agreed to seat you because you have a film crew
43. It's a big question about why we judge each other, but I'd get into that
44. "I don't care enough to judge you" CLASSIC
45. Yes, one time at a dorm would have gotten her expelled from BYU
46. Lisa is a jerk
47. "I've never done anything mean to you [except say you were a slut in college]"
48. Two thumbs up means fuck you?
49. Lol Heather now does say it was meant to be a fuck you
50. Yes, multiple party episode next time

(Prompt by me)

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