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Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 1, episode 3

 Out early!

  1. My god, do we need the back story of everyone each episode?
  2. I don't think you should be buckled in with your backpack
  3. thou shalt not do anything bad
  4. I doubt that this procedure actually burns fat cells permanently
  5. What was with the sketch of pretending it wasn't a speakeasy?
  6. Why are you giving them Range Rovers?
  7. 25% of your employees being pregnant for the first time with boys is a weird coincidence
  8. Jen's shoes continue to be insane
  9. I do appreciate learning more about Mormonism (although I do take it what I learn with a grain of salt)
  10. Oh wow I assumed Heather left her husband, but it was the other way around
  11. I agree that divorce shouldn't be the be all end all of your life, but saying it means nothing is also inaccurate
  12. Salt Lake City does look beautiful
  13. Meredith doesn't know that a blender needs a top
  14. I love when the dogs get a lower third
  15. Jen wants to be a 1920s madam
  16. Is Jen just exposing herself and saying "grinder/Grindr"?
  17. So her vagina wasn't in your face as that's the interior part of her, but I think it was inappropriate
  18. How are kids renters?
  19. Jack has a baby face
  20. "I have a strong pullout game though"
  21. Mary's outfits make no sense (and I love them)
  22. Mary's hair is a mess
  23. Mary, don't be that mom who is creepy about her son getting a girlfriend
  24. Some people are married 20 years because they are happy...just saying
  25. Mary, stop saying your marriage was arranged...it wasn't
  26. Mary, your mom had a fit because you married your stepgrandfather which is bizarre
  27. Mary, this man believed that you were on a 28 day period and wasn't concerned?
  28. Did people have to marry Robert Sr. to get stuff from your grandmother, Mary?
  29. Brooks is making almond milk? Why?
  30. Oh so Brooks took time off to take care of his mom...or to promote his clothing line on Real Housewives?
  31. I hate Brooks's jacket
  32. Brooks, it's not crazy that a blender blends things
  33. Meredith is just showing off that bra
  34. Mary's outfits continue to dazzle
  35. What is with all of the random large urns?
  36. Is the show trying to convince me that Mary and Robert Sr. belong together?
  37. Mary are you going to let your son talk?
  38. So many blenders in this episode
  39. Whitney, go to al-anon
  40. Meredith's friend looks like a plastic model
  41. Does Mary have  a golden mic?
  42. I want to know what Mary's speech was
  43. People are really moved by Mary
  44. Jen, let your makeup artist do your makeup
  45. Yikes, don't pay people to be your family
  46. Jen, Meredith's explanation sounds so reasonable
  47. Actually, Chloe does want to hang out with her mother
  48. Well, hopefully, you give your employees a generous maternity leave, Heather
  49. Some dudes refused to buy white pants
  50. The games look fun but one looked to carry a risk for eye poking
  51. Jen, it's not your party, you don't get to determine the guest list
  52. Was it a supportive church or was it a cult? Viewers want to know
  53. Jen, if you want to invite Whitney to your mosque, please do!
  54. Wow Jen is so self-absorbed
  55. Jen looks beautiful, but I don't think it's a madam look
  56. Wow Whitney changed in a confessional
  57. There also were strippers in the 1920s
  58. Mary finally doesn't look too much for the event
  59. Meredith, bellbottoms are not 1920s
  60. Heather, there was no vulva
  61. Okay the cowboy during the 1920 party does not fit
  62. Cowboy stripper isn't the depression unless you're super lame
  63. Yes, Jen pregamed this party
  64. Mary's hat is ugly
  65. Jen, Meredith can talk to Mary
  66. Next time we get Jen drunkenly yelling
  67. Are we connecting the drunken yelling to her dad's death?
  68. Meredith reveals she and Seth are separated
  69. Apology brunch?
  70. Can't wait

(Prompt by me)

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