Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 1, episode 3

 Out early!

1. My god, do we need the back story of everyone each episode?
2. I don't think you should be buckled in with your backpack
3. thou shalt not do anything bad
4. I doubt that this procedure actually burns fat cells permanently
5. What was with the sketch of pretending it wasn't a speakeasy?
6. Why are you giving them Range Rovers?
7. 25% of your employees being pregnant for the first time with boys is a weird coincidence
8. Jen's shoes continue to be insane
9. I do appreciate learning more about Mormonism (although I do take it what I learn with a grain of salt)
10. Oh wow I assumed Heather left her husband, but it was the other way around
11. I agree that divorce shouldn't be the be all end all of your life, but saying it means nothing is also inaccurate
12. Salt Lake City does look beautiful
13. Meredith doesn't know that a blender needs a top
14. I love when the dogs get a lower third
15. Jen wants to be a 1920s madam
16. Is Jen just exposing herself and saying "grinder/Grindr"?
17. So her vagina wasn't in your face as that's the interior part of her, but I think it was inappropriate
18. How are kids renters?
19. Jack has a baby face
20. "I have a strong pullout game though"
21. Mary's outfits make no sense (and I love them)
22. Mary's hair is a mess
23. Mary, don't be that mom who is creepy about her son getting a girlfriend
24. Some people are married 20 years because they are happy...just saying
25. Mary, stop saying your marriage was arranged...it wasn't
26. Mary, your mom had a fit because you married your stepgrandfather which is bizarre
27. Mary, this man believed that you were on a 28 day period and wasn't concerned?
28. Did people have to marry Robert Sr. to get stuff from your grandmother, Mary?
29. Brooks is making almond milk? Why?
30. Oh so Brooks took time off to take care of his mom...or to promote his clothing line on Real Housewives?
31. I hate Brooks's jacket
32. Brooks, it's not crazy that a blender blends things
33. Meredith is just showing off that bra
34. Mary's outfits continue to dazzle
35. What is with all of the random large urns?
36. Is the show trying to convince me that Mary and Robert Sr. belong together?
37. Mary are you going to let your son talk?
38. So many blenders in this episode
39. Whitney, go to al-anon
40. Meredith's friend looks like a plastic model
41. Does Mary have  a golden mic?
42. I want to know what Mary's speech was
43. People are really moved by Mary
44. Jen, let your makeup artist do your makeup
45. Yikes, don't pay people to be your family
46. Jen, Meredith's explanation sounds so reasonable
47. Actually, Chloe does want to hang out with her mother
48. Well, hopefully, you give your employees a generous maternity leave, Heather
49. Some dudes refused to buy white pants
50. The games look fun but one looked to carry a risk for eye poking
51. Jen, it's not your party, you don't get to determine the guest list
52. Was it a supportive church or was it a cult? Viewers want to know
53. Jen, if you want to invite Whitney to your mosque, please do!
54. Wow Jen is so self-absorbed
55. Jen looks beautiful, but I don't think it's a madam look
56. Wow Whitney changed in a confessional
57. There also were strippers in the 1920s
58. Mary finally doesn't look too much for the event
59. Meredith, bellbottoms are not 1920s
60. Heather, there was no vulva
61. Okay the cowboy during the 1920 party does not fit
62. Cowboy stripper isn't the depression unless you're super lame
63. Yes, Jen pregamed this party
64. Mary's hat is ugly
65. Jen, Meredith can talk to Mary
66. Next time we get Jen drunkenly yelling
67. Are we connecting the drunken yelling to her dad's death?
68. Meredith reveals she and Seth are separated
69. Apology brunch?
70. Can't wait

(Prompt by me)

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