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Hark! The Herald Twitters tweet

Time for another 2020 parody!


[Verse 1]

Hark! the herald Twitters tweet:

"Glory to the new vaccine!

Peace on earth and relief wild

Docs and patients really smiled"

Joyful, all ye nations cry

Rejoice for the end is nigh

With angelic hosts proclaim:

"Pfizer does all glory claim"

Hark! the herald Twitters tweet:

"Glory to the new vaccine!"


[Verse 2]

Shot by highest data approved

Shot some great risk removed!

Late in year behold it come

Offspring of a study's sum

Thank by taking the shot well;

Hail the volunteer personnel

Placebo and risks were welcomed

Assists by capital summed

Hark! the herald Twitters tweet:

"Glory to the new vaccine!"


[Verse 3]

Hail the lab-made shot of hope!

Hail the shot of COVID's end!

Light and life to all it brings

Made with healing though it stings

Mild it lays side effects by

Made that we no more may die

Made to save the kids of earth

Made to give them new found mirth

Hark! the herald Twitters tweet:

"Glory to the new vaccine!" 


(Prompt by  me)

"Image from page 52 of "The diseases of live stock and their most efficient remedies : including horses, cattle, cows, sheep, swine, fowls, dogs, etc. ..." (1886)" posted by Internet Archive Book Images


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