I didn't watch this one live.
- A man bringing me coffee after I arrived the night before from a long flight is great
- The opening of the blinds is not so great, Brandon
- Aw it's Julia's favorite tea
- Julia is going to have to put up with your parents for a long time
- Also, if she only has 3.5 minutes, that means you a) didn't tell her the plan and/or b) did not wake her up early enough when you saw she was still sleeping
- Julia, I get it being uncomfortable but it is their house
- Julia threatens to go home if Brandon doesn't ask for them to share a room...this will go poorly
- Yara wants to dress nice for your mom, Jovi
- "Joi is from the swamp"
- Yara is vanishing into the closet and it's great comedy
- Jovi, were you parents skeptical when she was pregnant?
- Jovi's mom, you should worry about him drinking
- Yara is being really honest
- Huh no one has ever brought up before having a wedding for essentially for one side
- Yara, Jovi's mom doesn't want to control you...she wants to celebrate you
- New couple!
- This guy, Andrew, is cute
- Hrm the no friends thing isn't great though
- Amira is beautiful and has so much hair
- That's a beautiful ring but wow that was fast
- Oof this is a rough bind for Amira
- Y'all need to call a lawyer
- "I would rearrange the stars for Amira"
- This loophole of going to Mexico feels fake
- Message boards are not as reliable as a lawyer
- Tarik is so sweet to try and dress in Hazel's favorite color
- This upscale place does not look upscale
- Angela is so pretty
- Tarik and Dean are still on the outs?
- Tarik is a good dad
- That was a kick ass hotel room, Mike
- So I guess Mike is good in bed?
- Uncle Beau has a rough criminal background including violent crimes
- Why don't you show her a picture of clams, Mike?
- What is Beau wearing? Is that a neck gator as a hat?
- I can't tell how much Natalie is kidding about Beau's style
- Is that just whiskey neat?
- "I drink alcohol to support Mike"
- Beau is admitting he has a problem...yikes
- Oh yeah Natalie doesn't get captions
- "Are you tough, Coco Puff"
- Natalie discovers American portions
- Yikes Natalie brought up ring thing to the poor server
- Why was Julia not consulted on any plans?
- There's a lot of fat talk this season
- Julia is like me with photos
- Does Brandon's mom just know all this DC trivia?
- Uh oh are we going to have an uncomfy politics talk?
- I hope Julia learns more about politics
- Wait, you have to let them be in the same room when they're married
- Man, Julia wants you to be open and honest...crazy talk
- What hat is Andrew wearing?
- I can't believe they are using a website to make a plan and not a lawyer
- Tarik, the longer you hold off on telling Hazel about Minty, the worse it'll be
- "My stomach is in pretzels" is not a phrase I've heard before
- Tarik and Hazel really love each other
- Yara...maybe don't say on camera that you don't like your mother-in-law's food
- Wait how does it seem like everyone died?
- It wasn't only to you, Jovi, there is a camera crew
- So I don't think Jovi's family lives in a trailer park
- Andrew...your sister is having a baby shower in COVID times?
- The beret is very cute
- Andrew's sister thinks going to Mexico is risky (it is), but thinks an in person baby shower is fine (it isn't)
- Kids are an issue to work out now
- I just realized that Andrew's sweater has like dinosaur details and I love it
- I can't believe that Brandon's parents are grumpy about not going to dinner with them...like let them have some time alone
- Cool, good job at not telling Julia about money issues, Brandon
- So far I don't see big personalities in Julia or Brandon's mom
- I don't think wanting to be the top priority for your spouse is crazy
- I would say that messy, which Hazel says, is apt for the kitchen
- Hazel does seem overwhelmed
- You have no way of knowing when the borders will open, Amira
- Although Andrew shouldn't be pressuring her
- Aw man it seems like Andrew sucks
- It does seem like a scary road, Natalie
- Wow this road does not seem safe
- It sounded like Natalie meowed
- It must be hard if you don't like the house
- Natalie doesn't like Boo Boo...she even seems scared of her
- Aw man, get a dog
- Mike...turn up the heat
- Natalie has to cool it with her blush in her confessional look
- We finally get to meet the self-proclaimed cougar
- Julia on farm time!
- I love those pigs
- Predictably, Mike and Natalie fight
- Andrew and Amira are maybe going to be in person
- Jovi of course says "my apartment"
- Keep in mind that Jovi earlier said that Yara could decorate however she wants
- Can't wait for the next episode!
(Prompt by me)
90 Day Fiance TLC
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