Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 1, episode 12

Let's go back to Vegas!

1. Are they actually going to a strip club?
2. I'm glad that both Meredith and Whitney are teasing Lisa about her driving
3. The cocktail dispenser with a toy parrot on it in this fancy restaurant is hilarious
4. Whitney didn't lie because she believed it to be true
5. Jen seems to be against accepting apologies
6. Oooh Meredith just walked away
7. Jen is just making stuff up now (not all of it, but some of it like saying Lisa said Whitney was a better friend)
8. Jen, you need to take a breath
9. Whitney, please do send a flash mob or a singing telegram to apologize
10. So Jen has the right to still be hurt
11. Jen does not have the right to spread rumors (true or not) about Meredith's relationship and then tell Meredith that she's super loyal to her
12. I feel bad for Jen, I think something else is going on
13. Oh adding in the siren noises is unnecessary 
14. Wow I forgot that Jen said she would've drowned Whitney
15. Okay so Meredith has seen other people
16. Lisa, you know plenty about Meredith's life
17. Lisa, people can have different boundaries with their friendships
18. That said, everyone should go to therapy
19. Meredith should pay for a dog trainer
20. Well shit Whitney is flexible
21. Wait is Lisa not going to ask about Mary telling Whitney that she said she's afraid of Jen?
22. Heather, you know going to talk to Jen means you're not making it
23. Wait Jen said she left...and she didn't
24. Jen...are you sure you aren't mad that Lisa and Meredith made up with Whitney?
25. Jen, Whitney could've said something false but believed it to be true
26. Man I did not expect Jen to come to this 
27. "I love balls"
28. Yes, group hypno-therapy
29. This hypnosis session doesn't have enough hypnosis
30. Jen, you are on camera saying things to Whitney
31. Wow this game of who doesn't trust whom is just mean, hypno-lady
32. I do wish we'd stop saying aggressive 
33. I do truly think Jen has other stuff going on
34. Next week is the finale?
35. Beauty Lab's new location is launching
36. Somehow Lisa is the one who reaches out to Jen
37. Meredith is wearing a bizarre mask
38. We finally get to see Mary again
39. This launch is going to be a disaster
40. I can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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