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Thoughts on the Real Housewives of New York season 13, episode 1

Unlucky season 13?

  1. So Leah got a nose job
  2. So Luann's assistant grocery shops
  3. "Cray cray is the way we roll"
  4. Angel is precious
  5. Leah is converting?
  6. Luann's painting falling is hilarious
  7. Luann...it's not an allergy...
  8. Ha...it's still about Tom
  9. Do we have a new housewife?
  10. Poor Sonja's interns
  11. Sonja and Leah are in the tub on video call with a poor intern in the background
  12. I am nervous for how some of the housewives will handle having a Black housewife
  13. It does seem like Ramona Instagrams everything
  14. Sonja's garden is lovely
  15. Sonja trying to connect her fish to racial diversity is BAD
  16. Eboni is giving practical advice, not really legal advice (but Sonja needs practical advice too)
  17. Face kisses during COVID makes me squirm
  18. Harry comes up again
  19. Let Leah date who she wants
  20. "They're not just loaded, they're loaded with sperm"
  21. Sonja does seem to be implying Eboni trap a guy with a baby
  22. Luann and Leah are having a great and real conversation
  23. Are you talking about not visiting during COVID...that's normal
  24. Oh we're talking about not talking during COVID
  25. Yes a girls' get away! 
  26. Drama shall come!
  27. Eboni with the history lesson!
  28. Yes! 
  29. Dramatic flash forwards!
  30. This season there will be nude modeling
  31. This season there will be a pageant?
  32. This season there will be topless time
  33. This season Ramona says "the help"
  34. This season Luann has a guy
  35. This season they go to Salem!
  36. This season there will be broken glass
  37. This season there will be gaslighting
  38. This season Luann gets a tattoo
  39. This season there will be lots of ho calling
  40. Can't wait

(Prompt by me)

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