90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days season 5, episode 7

Time for some pressure.

Zanzibar is super pretty
Kim is so into Michale Jackson and Usman
Is Sojaboy rebranding to King Africa?
Welp Kim is pressuring Usman
This is awkward
Lol Jasmine doesn't care about Gino's opinion
Gino, you need to calm down on the baby thing
Ah a divorce party
I thought no men were allowed at the divorce party, Jasmine
Jasmine, you would flip out if Gino had a stripper
Oop Elijah caught Caleb and Alina having sex
ELIJAH
More than 100, Caleb?
Caleb is doing a boring one
Elijah is making Alina fess up
Welp this is also awkward
Memphis, you've known Hamza for 8 months...he hasn't been your fiance for 8 months (or has he?)
Delta is a thing to worry about, Ella
Ximena, you lived with a man who threatened to have you killed
Oy Mike sounds a bit gross
Ben...you're dumb
It's a lot to say someone you've known for three months loves you unconditionally
He was more than half-naked, Jasmine
Ella, lots of people haven't been fine
So Hamza plans to do better
Usman gave in
Well this yam talk is awkward
Caleb kinda has a point
Ximena is being very honest
Next time Ben makes it to Peru
Next time Ella considers her options
Next time Mike asks for permission to marry Ximena
Next time Memphis wants a prenup
Next time Kim wants sex
Next time one of Gino's exes contacts Jasmine

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days TLC

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