Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Orange County season 16, episode 15

Time to go to cry.

Emily can't pronounce foliage
This house is amazing
I mean I would give the woman whose dad just died the nicer room
IV time???
Jen...are you really asking if your husband is your emerency contact?
Noella is so calm for having a spider in her hair
Not a tarantula
I don't like this cocktail name
Engaged seven times?
It shouldn't be hard to say why you married your partner, Jen
Why do we have to make Shannon's comment about wanting to have more fun a thing?
Oop we're calling people out now
Hrm I wonder if Emily did hear the same thing
Heather is leaving? This doesn't seem like enough
Gina and Emily talked about Shannon's boyfriend?
Oop we said shut up
Emily is funny
Next time we get cultural apporpriation-y
Next time we dress up like a bear
Next time we go in a mine
Next time Noella screams
Next time Shannon stirs the pot
Next time we get drunk
Next time looks pretty good
Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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