Here is my pretend interview with Marco Polo. Happy to elaborate more on this if you're curious. *** So, Maro Polo, thank you for sitting down with me today. You are known for being an extensive traveler. Is it true that you traveled all the way to China in the 1200s? Yes, I made my way there all the way from Italy and was highly revered. Forgive me for asking, but if you, a merchant, traveled all the way to China, making note of goods along the way, how come you did not mention China's tea? Well, uh, I certainly experienced the tea as it was a common custom at the time, but I guess I just didn't make mention of it. Perhaps it was so abundant that it almost became invisible to me, does that make sense? Can you explain your route across Europe and Asia? My route? Indeed, it just, forgive me, doesn't make a lot of efficient sense. Well it's not always about efficiency when travelling, is it now? Sometimes the roads less traveled, the more circuitous paths are the mos...