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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After season 7, episode 7

 For the record, I won't be typing about Big Ed (you can ask me why if you're curious). 

  1. Bilal would drive me nuts
  2. How do they not agree if they're trying or not?
  3. Everyone gets emotional at times, Bilal
  4. This OBGYN did not ask for these details
  5. Oop Andrei testified for himself
  6. "You don't have any constitutional rights because you're not an American" YIKES
  7. Sumit's shoes really were in the middle of the floor
  8. I mean Jenny and Sumit should at least VISIT the US
  9. Yes, Jenny, it is weird to talk to your daughter about a Karma Sutra class, but it's also weird TO FILM IT
  10. Yes, call Sumit "Pops"
  11. Did...did Angela just ask her friend to put a license plate in her purse?
  12. Omg you can just yank a license plate off? (well you can try)
  13. Angela, ynou can't just go and attack Michael
  14. Oop Angela's tit is blurred
  15. Oh her tits are still blurred
  16. "Out of my compound"
  17. Angela...how did you have hopes that this would go well?
  18. "Bye Yammy Room, sort of"--Kim
  19. So the Karma Sutra class is preemptive, Sumit?
  20. Wow Bilal has very few dishes
  21. Are you just going to eat iceberg lettuce and flour tortillas, Shaeeda?
  22. Shaeeda needs 10 hours of sleep every night?
  23. "This is America, baby, nothing is free"
  24. I'm so excited to watch Jenny and Sumit in Karma Sutra class
  25. Oop hopefully Jenny won't get injured
  26. Is "cowgirl helper" a real pose described in the Karma Sutra?
  27. "We'll put on a hat or something"--Jenny
  28. "And marry a fertile girl who is of tender age"--Usman's Mom
  29. Next time Jenny and Summit talk about being dirty
  30. Next time Yara talks about going to visit her friends and family
  31. Next time Shaeeda possibly gets bad news
  32. Next time Andrei gets mad
  33. Next time Angela and Michale meet at the club
  34. Next ime looks good
  35. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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