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15 comparisons of the different Real Housewives series and their spinoffs

Original prompt: Compare/contrast the different Real Housewives series

  1. Dallas: Honestly, who even remembers that Dallas was a thing? Well, I do (somehow there were 5 seasons of it but it never gets talked about). Someone cloned someone else's phone which I maintain is one of the wilder things that has been done on the franchise. [Edit: I misremembered this. She only pretended that she cloned her phone] 
  2. New Jersey: I maintain that the brawl at the christening was the wildest thing to have happened on the franchise
  3. New York City: Ho boy do some of these housewives (*cough*Ramona*cough*) need to be cancelled
  4. Orange County: The one that started it all. It had some truly wild plotlines and delusional housewives. Gotta respect the history
  5. Beverly Hills: The richest and most famous housewives but also had some really dark moments that have turned into a meme
  6. Salt Lake City: Gotta love a series that has federal charges featured in it, but the fact that one of them also married their stepgrandfather makes this one of the craziest series in the franchise
  7. Dubai: We'll see if this one lasts, but I had some fun, but the production quality was lower
  8. Potomac: One of the best series by far like how do you start with such a stellar cast?
  9. Atlanta: Has my favorite housewife (Kandi)
  10. Miami: A revitalized franchise! Who'd've thunk it?
  11. DC: Another easily forgettable series, but never forget that it had the White House crashers
  12. Ultimate Girls Trip: I've been told I need to watch this series and that it breaks the fourth wall a lot
  13. Don't Be Tardy: I used to like Kim but considering the racist accusations I think it's wild that this stayed on for so long
  14. Vanderpump Rules: Just got into this one, but probably the highest concentration of terrible people
  15. The Kandi Factory: I need to watch this because it has my favorite housewife

(Prompt by Kimisha Cassidy)

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