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Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 3, episode 11

 Time to be Marilyn Monroe!

  1. But, Whitney, you were the one there with that Angie
  2. Heather, I don't think you really get to have free passes
  3. That said, friend ultimatums are rough
  4. Jen does seem toxic right now (maybe always)
  5. Turks and Queso
  6. Hey, beach games sound fun!
  7. Yeah, Jen did cheat at that game...
  8. Have you never had fun on these trips, Whitney? Like I get that there is always drama, but isn't there also usually some fun?
  9. I love how editors show immediately how people are lying
  10. Oof I didn't realize that it had gotten so serious for Jen
  11. Why are we bringing up Bob the Builder?
  12. Do not make coffee with wine
  13. So, I hate to be so doubtful, but how much do you actually know about Marilyn Monroe beyond her aesthetics, Whitney?
  14. Would Marilyn Monroe expect you to rally?
  15. Okay, when did "look Gucci" become a thing?
  16. I would totally eat only charcuterie for dinner
  17. Oof
  18. Okay, now you're just stirring the pot, Jen
  19. Oop things are getting awkward between Heather and Whitney
  20. Heather, you are interrupting her to tell her you don't interrupt her
  21. "I'm a vibes girl"
  22. I don't want Heather and Whitney to break up
  23. Most relationships on this show are toxic, to be fair
  24. You are far from silent, Heather
  25. Gah I would be frustrated with someone interrupting me this much too
  26. Poor Whitney
  27. Wait, how do you feel like the prize, Lisa?
  28. Oop we threw in gaslighting
  29. So now we're gonna get drunk?
  30. Topless time
  31. So glad we've embraced the whole "good time girl" thing
  32. Oh gosh just the turning doorknob in the dark is scary
  33. So was it Whitney that got into the fight with Heather?
  34. Just a "To Be Continued"?
  35. How dare!

                                      (Prompt by me)

                                      The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Bravo

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