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Thoughts on 90 Fiance: The Other Way, season 5, episode 1

Season premiere!

  1. Are we really watching Brandan poop?
  2. How literally do you mean you're on the phone all the time?
  3. That air freshener does nothing, I'm sure
  4. Oof, I'm sorry, Brandan
  5. We're getting too many details, Brandan
  6. Mary already has your name tattooed?
  7. OMG! There's a Holly on this season!
  8. Princesses always made sense to you?
  9. 70 inches long is crazy long
  10. Julio is a cutie
  11. What nightclubs let a 15 year old DJ?
  12. So far Julio and Kirsten seem good
  13. Ah there it is, we haven't told the family
  14. Kenny and Armando are back!
  15. Hannah is so cute
  16. Wow Brandan...you couldn't have guessed how that would go?
  17. Mary...this is such an unhealthy relationship
  18. Huh I wonder if Kirsten really was held up or if this is a joke
  19. Okay I agree that Mary has crossed a line, but like so has Brandan
  20. Okay, Brandan's mom, there are multiple reasons why you and Brandan don't have a relationship (though her concern is valid)
  21. This season we meet new couples
  22. This season there is a car crash?
  23. This season we travel and experience cultural differences
  24. This season we go to a strip club
  25. This season men wear makeup (which is good!)
  26. This season Daniele and Yohan return
  27. This season we celebrate Christmas
  28. This season secrets come out
  29. This season we have some epic fights
  30. This season looks good!

(Prompt by me)

90 Fiance: The Other Way, TLC

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