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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 8, episode 8

Time for gators!

  1. Patrick and Thaís's baby is too cute
  2. This is going to be a busy day for Patrick and Thaís
  3. Okay, Nicole, just leave Mahmoud alone
  4. Also, Mahmoud definitely did try to just leave you on the streets of Cairo
  5. It's still like day 2 or 3...right?
  6. I forgot Ashley smoked
  7. Gino adding a bath bomb to a bubble bath is a little funny
  8. Jasmine loves gators like me
  9. Do the alligator vibes
  10. I DON'T NEED CLOSE-UPS OF GINO'S TOES
  11. I wonder if surgery is Loren and Alexei's whole storyline
  12. I feel like there are flea markets in England, Sophie
  13. Bold questions from Doug
  14. I wonder if Sophie will be like "this is close enough to therapy"
  15. Thaís's dad really doesn't like Patrick, huh?
  16. Dear god, why don't Nicole and Mahmoud give up?
  17. Ashley, you already are in an unhealthy relationship
  18. Gino made bugs fight...sure
  19. GATOR
  20. I did not think Jasmine was going to bring up beauty pageant stuff now
  21. Thaís's dad is not happy
  22. Wow Sophie and Rob realized they needed more than crystals
  23. Okay...could be a crew phone
  24. I feel uncomfortable watching Loren get marked up
  25. Next time Emily gets a chicken foot
  26. Next time Emily's parents have to ask a bride price
  27. Next time Rob and Sophie go to therapy
  28. Next time Rob is annoyed that Sophie isn't over the online cheating
  29. Next time I don't need to see Loren's surgery
  30. Next time Ashley and Manuel fight in front of his friend
  31. Next time John arrives in Brazil
  32. Next time Patrick chooses John over Thaís
  33. Next time Jasmine tells Gino she doesn't want a baby
  34. Next time should be good
  35. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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