Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Love In Paradise season 4, episode 1

Time for a new season!

MADELEIN IS A BABY
Luke looks like a douche
Of course you're going to say you fell fast, Luke, SHE'S 19! IF IT TOOK THAT MUCH LONGER, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN 18
Now does Madelein have a taste for the finer things or have you only offered her the finest of things?
Wow Malta is beautiful
Ani is pretty
KYLE!
So...like...can these women come after Kyle for child support if they want?
Not here for the Shawn and Alliya age difference
Okay...Shawn...you're not killing Douglas
Luke is bad at money
Ugh Kyle has a point system
This season Ani and Kyle have sex for some reason
This season Alex struggles with Adriano's desire for a threesome
This season Alliya and Shawn struggle
This season Ani wants Kyle to stop donating
This season Luke wants a prenup even though he has no money
This season Adriano "made a mistake"
This season looks wild
Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: Love In Paradise, TLC

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