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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé season 11, episode 13

Time for some secrets to be revealed. 

  1. Stevi needs to clean her mirror
  2. Stevi, did you not love the father of your children?
  3. Stevi, Mahdi said from the beginning that it was the dress that made you look old
  4. This is a cool, but quirky hotel room
  5. I also fully did believe Stevi when she said those spiders were in her backyard
  6. Sarper, you can't say that when Shekinah doesn't touch you, she becomes a bitch
  7. Mark, don't say our president can manage our country
  8. I do wonder if Clayton's passport issues are code for Clayton's father interfering
  9. Mark, you didn't know to get Maria diapers...Maria shouldn't stay with you
  10. Okay, Jessica, the citizenship test is super easy, but yes, most people don't know the answers
  11. Juan, Jessica is going to be so mad
  12. Wait, is Any's name Brenda?
  13. Not the biggest fan of this blonde hair on Shekinah
  14. Shekinah, c'mon, Sarper is talking about like a plumber's crack...you know this stereotype too
  15. Juan and Jessica are both getting wasted
  16. Mark, learn more French
  17. Mina's condition makes sense to me
  18. Aw, Mark earns some points from me
  19. I can see why Mahdi's friend is a bit concerned, but he is being really upfront
  20. Honestly, Sarper is doing better than I thought he would (though that isn't saying much)
  21. Shekinah, is Dan your friend?
  22. Juan, this is NOT the time to have this conversation (as Jessica said, she's drunk)
  23. Wait so Any isn't legally divorced?
  24. Of course that's all we get
  25. Next time Joann and Greg's mom try (and fail) to bond over Joann's wedding dress fitting
  26. Next time Greg's mom abandons Joann?
  27. Next time we visit Dan's castle
  28. Next time Dan says he's a bad boy
  29. Next time Mina tries on her dress
  30. Next time Any cries
  31. Next time Shawn talks about Alliya's surgery plans with someone who isn't Alliya
  32. Next time Stevi and Mahdi go to a burlesque show
  33. Next time Mahdi storms out (because he thinks Stevi is bi?)
  34. Next time looks good
  35. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé, TLC

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