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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: The Last Resort season 3, episode 13

Time for a sex dungeon!

  1. Do people rent places like this for orgies?
  2. The thrusting apparatus looked like it had a Kong on the end of it
  3. Jenny, to be fair, the sex dungeon is not a part of the castle so it's wouldn't be in a castle brochure
  4. Also, maybe I'm wrong, but I thought a lot of people who are dominant outside of the bedroom like to be submissive in the bedroom
  5. Uh like I know we're on TV, but I don't think therapists are supposed to tell their clients that they look like a kinky Gaston
  6. I feel like going to pup play first a lot
  7. This is so uncomfortable
  8. Ahhh Rebecca wanted to have a child with Zied via surrogacy but his religion is against that
  9. Shekinah, real question, where did the hair for your wigs come from? Can't some come from the deceased?
  10. Shekinah, you okay, girl? Like I know you're terrible, but you do seem off in a way that maybe means a doctor should be contacted
  11. I think Sarper could rock some long hair
  12. Omg Sumit is still in a cage
  13. I wonder if we're just going to restrain all of the men in different parts of the dungeon and then just leave them there
  14. I cannot believe how much the word vulva is being said right now
  15. Pao, Russ is valid in being upset about you kissing someone else while you two were in a monogamous relationship--like the person you kissed being a woman doesn't negate that you cheated
  16. Wait, Pao, you kissed a woman at Russ's birthday party?
  17. I do agree with Patrick that I think Jenny and Sumit are probably the most sexually active couple at the resort
  18. Also, I don't understand how couples don't seem to understand that sexual chemistry and compatibility are not the issues Kara and Guillermo are dealing with
  19. Wow, that said, I can FEEL the heat from these two (even before they start making out)
  20. Next time Patrick tries to lead Thais in yoga
  21. Next time Patrick calls Thais a baby giraffe
  22. Next time Shekinah fairly complains about Sarper's stand-up
  23. Next time Sarper thinks making his comedy routine about Shekinah is actually the nice thing to do
  24. Next time Shekinah says she's put her career on pause for Sarper's?
  25. Next time Rebecca asks to see Zied's phone
  26. Next time Zied storms out after
  27. Next time Sumit and Jenny video call his parents
  28. Next time Sumit seems to back out of telling his parents that he and Jenny are going to move out
  29. Next time Jenny cries about that
  30. Looks like an intense one is coming up!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: The Last Resort, TLC

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