Like with episode 2 of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way, this episode will be a surprise because the previous one ended with a season preview instead of episode preview.
- Chloe, I thought you didn't want to move slow?
- Is it a roach or is it just a bug cause you're literally outside?
- Also, don't you want a man who can take care of bugs for you?
- Actually Jamal, lots of people have self-control
- Again, I ask if Rob actually gives a shit if someone he knows hooks up with Emma?
- Kara! Let Jamal tell Ericka this!
- "Wait do you have binoculars in your ears?" is an amazing quote, Chloe
- I love that Malik gives 0 shits that Brittany is bi
- LOL Razvan is giving Brittany a birthday lap dance
- FWIW, I do think Malik is hotter than Razvan
- I am curious to see how Malik responds to the lap dance because he seems a little annoyed (which I do think is fair), but it makes a big difference how much of that annoyance he places on Brittany since they are not in a relationship
- Hey, seems like Malik is like "Yeah, I'm a bit jealous, but I'm confident I'll be the one to win Brittany over"--excellent job!
- Brian, why do you care what Jamal thinks? Shouldn't you just care if Emma is ready to date?
- Chloe is PISSED
- Oh right, Steven is here
- Emma, Brian is super cute and he's into you...why is he only "almost" your type (yes, I get being hung up on someone, but that's different than a guy who is into you not being your type)
- Cuddling! Scandalous!
- Actually, FWIW Steven, I'd find it immensely sweet if a guy I was dating spent his time learning how to braid his daughter's hair
- Morning tequila?!
- Jamal, are you going to go into the backstory with your mom?
- Seems like Jamal is going to go into it a bit, but he is allowing Ericka to open up and have her moment
- Wild that Jamal called her "a sexy Ray Charles" though
- I'm gonna die if they both miss (although it seems they get kisses either way haha)
- Chloe, Brian was the one who was pursing Emma
- Also, Chloe, you do not know Brian pretty much at all, so how would you know he and Emma aren't compatible?
- Aw, I'm sorry Brian
- Brian was/is in the NFL?
- LOL to Chloe saying she can teach Brian how to spoil himself because she does it all the time
- Michael, your deep thought about your number feels like you don't know
- I love that no one knows the math symbols
- I love Joan for saying she has BDE
- Side note, I wish the coaches had said how they defined "sexual partners"
- Kara, you're allowed to have whatever feelings you have about sex, but, no matter what, you will have to teach a partner SOMETHING because your tastes are likely different than your partner's previous partners'
- I love that the coach points out you can be super freaky and not have had a ton of sexual partners
- Steven...your mom was married 10 times? Oof
- I am excited to hearing these "sexual mishaps"
- Steven, you know we won't know if you're being 100% honest as long as you don't say it in a confessional, yes?
- It's HILARIOUS that they immediately know Ericka and Steven's mishaps RIGHT away
- Kara, that's wild that you immediately regretted agreeing to the threesome and expressed that by punching the other girl in the face
- Wait, do we not get to hear all of the mishaps?! Were some just boring (e.g. "Did it while someone else was in the home")?
- Oop someone (Iris) is a furry
- So sorry, but who is Kay?
- Lol I love that Razvan and Iris both brought sex outfits
- Wait, what was Brittany's kink?
- Malik is SO attractive and (so far) is all green flags
- I'm so attracted to Malik lol
- I feel like adding Sprite to red wine is a fairly wild choice
- So, in Malik's defense, did Brittany ask Malik if he'd been kissing other women? And, to be fair to Brittany, she may have asked him that and either I forgot or it didn't make the edit
- Omg Chloe is still so pissed about Jonathan
- Kara is stunning, no one can deny
- Skyler is attractive
- I do think it's cute that Jamal and Razvan are dancing together
- Oop Kara is gonna be SUPER into the fact that Skyler knows bachata
- Omg there is someone from Aurora
- To be fair, Kara, you do not have to make a choice yet
- Emma, yes, clearly Jamal is not super into you or he'd be pursuing you
- That said, Emma, you do not have to leave this silly show with a partner
- I appreciate that Brittany was like, "Hey, let me know"
- Oop, seems like Brittany may not have been as chill as she implied
- Chloe, it's wild that you are so confident that you and Brian have better banter when you have not heard Brian and Emma interact (only observed them from afar)
- Emma! This is not twerking
- Chloe...Emma is allowed to date as many folks as she wants
- Next time the party keeps going
- Next time Michael is still super into Brittany
- Next time Razvan is into Emma again?
- Next time Jamal (who has been ignoring Emma) is mad that Emma is dating other folks
- Next time Kara goes on a date
- Next time Razvan invites a lady on a date whom other guys are into
- Next time looks messy!
- Can't wait!
(Prompt by me)
90 Day Fiancé: Hunt for Love, TLC

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