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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way season 8, episode 1

Time for the season premiere! 

  1. Jessy, 1) you can learn to make empanadas if you want, 2) I feel like Spain does have empanadas so like (depending on where in Italy you're moving) you may be able to find a Spanish restaurant
  2. Not sure we should say we're not sure if Vittorio is "gay or European)
  3. Jessy, to be fair to your friends' doubts, it sounds like you've historically had bad taste in men
  4. Andi sounds good (a rarity for performers on this show)
  5. Andi, the psychic said you would meet your soulmate on beach...not just go on a beach date (like, yes, it was their second date so it was early, but she met him elsewhere)
  6. This may shock folks, but I think Andi's parents calling her "Annoying Andi" is not awesome
  7. Andi, how is Nigel and you splitting the cost of a timeshare the plan if he hasn't said that he'd do that
  8. I think Andi's family has a right to be concerned
  9. So, breathe, moan, and purr are all different verbs, y'all
  10. Ally is so pretty
  11. These lyrics are making me uncomfortable
  12. Wait, John, did you leave a power tool running?
  13. Ally, you are way more attractive to John (also, you liked his tall socks???)
  14. For a second, I wondered how John didn't get a visa, but I then thought, "Ah, he has no money," and my friend pointed out that also visas are getting more difficult
  15. I appreciate that the doula was not judging Ally at all
  16. I love this re-intro for Niles
  17. Gosh, Warhammer is an EXPENSIVE hobby
  18. Niles! How have we not gotten better about telling Matilda the whole truth in two years???
  19. Who Told John to dance for his interstitials?
  20. John, not sure your math is mathing about the end of your marriage and the beginning of your relationship with Ally
  21. So, I wouldn't say John's son seemed happy about John moving to be with Ally and that John and Ally are expecting a baby, but he was mature
  22. John, Ally wanting you to get a job and save money are both 100% normal things given that you're having a baby
  23. Is Vittorio a nerd? His keyring has a D20 on it
  24. Hey, Vittorio, if you don't like "the pressure of the adult world," maybe you're not ready to have a live-in partner who knows no one else on your continent
  25. I will say, that I would be mad if I was Jessy and Vittorio (my boyfriend) called another woman his muse
  26. Hey, Vittorio, what have you not disclosed to Jessy?
  27. Andi, what do you mean your family hasn't even talked to Nigel yet???
  28. I do fear that Andi and Nigel may be better vacation boos who do not share finances
  29. Oop Andi has not told her parents yet that she and Nigel are non-monogamous
  30. Andi, you have to stop taking things you feel as absolute facts given that you have not had discussions
  31. Aw, Andi's mom seems to truly care and be truly worried
  32. Hey, Ally, you're allowed to like what you like, but I do not enjoy seeing you sniff this man's armpits
  33. This airport in Singapore is gorgeous
  34. Niles, why do you have so many vile sodas?
  35. Niles, I do not want a liquid salad
  36. Uh, Niles, it's even worse that you plan to just stay with her family until...when???
  37. Yes, Gabe! Call Niles out!
  38. Niles, Gabe is 100% right!
  39. Andi, or maybe the producers, what is that random barn-thing behind Andi in her interstitial?
  40. Andi...I'm unclear on if you heard what you wanted to hear from Nigel about the rules regarding your open relationship or if he straight up lied to you
  41. Andi, don't get on the plane
  42. Andi, I want to tell you that love is not just a noun, it is a verb. Nigel is doing that verb in the way you want or need
  43. Andi, if you want someone stable, pick someone else
  44. We don't usually talk to the B footage...
  45. Okay, John is planning to convert to Islam
  46. Okay, Ally's parents do know about John, know he plans to marry Ally, and know he plans to convert, but they don't know Ally is pregnant
  47. John, you gotta know the five pillars and you gotta not joke about that (especially when you then combine it with poop jokes)
  48. John, Ally has good reason to be upset that you lied to her about quitting vaping
  49. John, you are such a dick. I didn't like you before, but now I HATE you
  50. John, Ally is risking alienating her whole family
  51. This season Niles gets a turkey
  52. This season I will keep hoping that Andi doesn't go meet Nigel
  53. This season Michelle will tell Felix's family they robbed her house???
  54. This season Ben probably cheated/is cheating on Zuri
  55. This season Ally's friends are ten toes down for her
  56. This season Vittorio is rude to Jessy about her not being good at tennis
  57. This season Vittorio motors away from Jessy while telling her to go fuck herself
  58. This season looks BONKERS
  59. But I am glad we'll have Kenny and Armando holding us down
  60. Stay tuned!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way, TLC

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