Here are some short pieces based on things that have happened in my life recently. Romance I've been slowly reading a romance novel lately that I just finished recently. It's called Fan Favorite and it (mostly) takes place on the set of a fictional version of The Bachelor . I really enjoyed it, so I moved on to another romance novel also set on the set of a fictional version of The Bachelor . This one is sapphic and called Here for the Wrong Reasons . I plan to move on after that one to yet another romance novel set on a fictional version of The Bachelor . This final one is called The Charm Offensive and is queer as well. I plan to go to a romance only bookstore on Saturday so I may even find yet another reality TV show-based romance novel (though perhaps I've tracked down the three best--who knows?). If you have one to recommend though, I'm all ears! Scab I think I've been too itchy lately (I'll talk to my doctor, don't worry). After scratching my back to...