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New flavors of Oreo

Time for as many crazy flavors as I can think of in 15 minutes. Let's go.

  1. Millennial avocado
  2. Millennial avocado toast (this would be the vanilla flavored cookie version)
  3. Pumpkin spice (this probably exists)
  4. Salted caramel
  5. Unicorn (seriously, how is this not one yet?)
  6. Acai
  7. Edible arrangements version (fruit medley flavor)
  8. Coffee
  9. Vanilla latte
  10. Mocha
  11. Caramel macchiato
  12. Flavorless
  13. Cotton candy
  14. Twizzler
  15. Strawberries and cream
  16. Cream cheese frosting
  17. Devil's food
  18. Carrot cake (I'd hate it, but some people seem to like carrot cake)
  19. Cookies and cream (I think this may already exist)
  20. Honey dew
  21. Creme brulee
  22. Nutella
  23. Cookie butter
  24. Almond
  25. Pecan pie
  26. Pumpkin pie
  27. Apple pie
  28. Blueberry pie
  29. Peach cobbler
  30. Variety pack (how is there not just a miscellaneous thing of Oreos to get rid of extras?)
  31. Rocky road
  32. Phish food (this is my favorite flavor of ice cream, so I'd love for it to exist in more forms)
  33. Neapolitan (this could either be 3 flavors of cream in one cookie or a pack with Oreos with 3 different flavors of cream) 
  34. Winter is Coming (Game of Thrones tie-in and it would be like minty or maybe just one of those flavors that makes your tongue cold)
  35. Matcha
  36. Chocolate frog (Harry Potter tie-in, mostly just adding in an imprint I think)
  37. Sorting hat (Harry Potter tie-in, the cream would be white, but would turn your tongue different flavors to sort you)
  38. Butter beer (Harry Potter tie-in)
  39. Pumpkin pasty (Harry Potter tie-in)
  40. Bertie Bott's Every Flavored (Harry Potter tie-in, essentially just a random collection of mystery Oreos)
  41. Chocolate chip cookie (I've found a chocolate bar with chocolate chip cookie bits in it so I feel like this is doable)
  42. Thin mints (Girl Scouts tie-in)
  43. Samoas (Girl Scouts tie-in)
  44. Tagalongs (Girl Scouts tie-in)
  45. Limoncello 
  46. Champagne 
  47. Rum
  48. Whiskey
  49. Red wine
  50. White wine
  51. Candy cane
  52. Buttered popcorn
  53. Bailey's
  54. Cranberry sauce
  55. Cosmo
  56. Manhattan
  57. Malört (bleh, but people would buy it)
  58. Funnel cake
  59. Bubblegum
  60. SweeTarts
  61. Starbursts (various flavors in one pack)
  62. Skittles (various flavors in one pack)
  63. Nerds (the candy, not the kind of person)
  64. Piecakein
  65. Custard pie
  66. Tiramisu
  67. Profiterole
  68. Chocolate mousse (would require a change in the texture of the cream)
  69. Strawberry mousse (would require a change in the texture of the cream)
  70. Snickerdoodle
  71. Snickers
  72. Kit kat
  73. Twix
  74. Milkyway
  75. Dog treat (this isn't a flavor exactly, more just the idea that you make Oreos that dogs could eat)
(Prompt by me)

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