Thoughts on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 5, episode 5

Time for the snatch game!

1. A double elimination isn't insane...they've done it before
2. Cracker doesn't have long arms
3. Shea, winning isn't everyone's dream. Some people want to just remind people who they are
4. Why so many Jewish references?
5. Aha Eartha Kitt is done once again
6. Flava Flav could be hilarious
7. So do we have two Snatch Game newbies?
8. I have never heard of Walter Mercado, but just that photo of him tells me a lot about him
9. I mean, is taking a risk bad?
10. Jeffree Star could be fun
11. India, you should have one liners already prepared
12. Blair, you do give off Ellen
13. I think this is the most amount of male impersonations on Snatch Game
14. Lady Gaga has also not been successful Snatch Game character
15. I have no idea who Tommy Dorfmann is
16. Alexis is doing the best and Cracker and India are struggling
17. Yeah there was no other choice besides Alexis
18. "Gender is a construct, tear it apart. I'm stranger than fiction, better than art."
19. I think this group is going to be better than the first
20. Jeffery Bowyer-Chapman is so handsome
21. This plotline of Ru and Jeffery is weird
22. I wish Shea's clock was stuck on 4:20
23. Ru is dying of laughter this round
24. Cracker, you should feel terrible...you're one of the bottom two
25. I don't know who Jeffery will pick
26. So Blair wasn't the best, but I think she was better than Cracker and India. But if it's a bottom three then she should be there
27. "You had me at hello, hello, hello"
28. Wow yeah this would be India's 4th time in the bottom of 5 episodes...vote her out (assuming I'm right and she ends up in the bottom)
29. WOW. Ru's dress is INCREDIBLE
30. Why are you laughing at Tommy saying he's going to keep things private...it's not funny
31. I do like Cracker's take on prom, it's funny and it's smart for her to play to her strengths (although this wasn't her strength this episode)
32. Alexis looks lovely
33. India, this is NOT prom
34. Blair's outfit is fantastic
35. Jujubee is so pretty
36. Shea, this is a cool concept for an outfit, but I wouldn't say it's a prom look
37. Oh yeah the feathers don't scream prom, Cracker
38. Yeah I was bored with Cracker's Gaga
39. It is fair to say that Blair relied too much on lesbian jokes
40. Jujubee's reaction is top notch
41. Shea winning seems pretty fair, but I would've picked Jujubee I think
42. WHAT
43. Okay 5 bottom queens is a lot of bottom queens
44. This means people could send home Jujubee or Alexis even though they did amazing
45. Now I do wonder if India is telling the truth (which she could be) or if she is just fighting really hard to stay
46. Alexis has a good point that she would have campaigned for more people
47. Alexis is DONE with India
48. It's gonna be so funny if like it's Blair who gets voted out just because we've only focused on India and Alexis
49. I don't really like Shea's lip sync look
50. I wonder if Kameron Michaels is ever going to show up...she was a lip sync assassin 
51. VANJIE
52. I love that Vanjie didn't wait for the screen to fully come up to appear
53. I hope Vanjie isn't sending Alexis home...Alexis is so sad
54. This lip sync feels a little lackluster 
55. Shea is winning so much money
56. "I normally love more than just the tip"
57. "Ooh she is a nasty ho."
58. I do love that Alexis and Vanjie at least got to hug
59. "Open your legs to me"
60. To be fair, even may or may not have been plotting against you
61. India, it was your time to go home...you were in the bottom 4 out of 5 times
62. Is India not hugging anyone? Oh, just Shea?
63. Ross looks so confused by India's goodbye speech 
64. Yeah Vanjie and Alexis get another hug!
65. Next week is a ball!

(Prompt by me)

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