15 things I've learned about Hoban

 I am definitely still getting to him, but here are some things I've learned.

1. He tries to eat bees and not just ones that are bothering him
2. He wants every dog (except for one in my building) to be his best friend
3. His favorite toy is a tennis ball I stole from the park
4. He wants to eat all squirrels, but only some birds
5. He does not like sirens
6. He is afraid of the vaccuum
7. Goose poop is a delicacy for him
8. Digging is a beloved past time of his
9. People often ask what kind of dog he is
10. Anything CAN be his food if he tries hard enough
11. He needs some training
12. Even though he lets me touch his paws, I'm still too nervous to try and clip his one sharp nail
13. He is the right amount of fluff where it is a balance between being too fluffy to care for and too little fluff to appreciate
14. It looks like he's wearing eyeliner
15. He would love to meet you

(Prompt by me)