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12 eps of 90 day

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On the first ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

A romance across borders


On the second ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the third ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the fourth ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the fifth ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Five screaming fights

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the sixth ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Six "Oops still married"s

Five screaming fights

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the seventh ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Seven families judging

Six "Oops still married"s

Five screaming fights

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the eighth ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Eight cultures clashing

Seven families judging

Six "Oops still married"s

Five screaming fights

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the ninth ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Nine "mail order" claims

Eight cultures clashing

Seven families judging

Six "Oops still married"s

Five screaming fights

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the tenth ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Ten bad translations

Nine "mail order" claims

Eight cultures clashing

Seven families judging

Six "Oops still married"s

Five screaming fights

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the eleventh ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Eleven pets outshining

Ten bad translations

Nine "mail order" claims

Eight cultures clashing

Seven families judging

Six "Oops still married"s

Five screaming fights

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


On the twelfth ep of 90 day TLC gave to me

Twelve reunion parts

Eleven pets outshining

Ten bad translations

Nine "mail order" claims

Eight cultures clashing

Seven families judging

Six "Oops still married"s

Five screaming fights

Four tongues not learned

Three catfish

Two unplanned kids, and

A romance across borders


(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiance TLC

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