Count Every Ballot

This is to the tune of "I'm Every Woman."

Whatever you vote, whatever you poll

Anything you want done, baby

We'll do it lawfully

So count every ballot (every ballot)

They're all needed, they're all needed, yeah!

Count every ballot, they're all needed

Anything you want done, baby, we'll do it lawfully

Count every ballot, they're all needed

I can read your votes right now

Every state from A to Z (whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa)

I can add tallies, see, but have rallies

Find yes every batch, any errors we'll catch

Anytime you feel danger or fear

Then finally wins will appear 'cause

Count every ballot, they're all needed

Anything you want done, baby, we'll do it lawfully

(Whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa)

I can sense your needs

Like rain unto the seeds

I can make a rhyme of confusion of news shows

And when it comes down to some good old-fashioned truth

We'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it, get it, baby baby

Count every ballot, they're all needed

Anything you want done, baby, we'll do it lawfully

Count every ballot, they're all needed

I can read your votes right now

Every state from A to Z (whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa)

We ain't braggin' 'cause we're so slow

You just ask me, ooh, we shall soon know

And don't bother to compare, we've got it

(Whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa)

(Whoa whoa whoa)

Count every ballot, count every ballot

Count every ballot, count every ballot

Count every ballot, count every ballot

Count every ballot, count every ballot

Count every ballot (voting rights), count every ballot (voting rights)

Count every ballot, count every ballot

(Prompt by me)

"Count Dracula counts the ballots" by Sklokapus