Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance season 8, episode 2

Let's see if we meet all of the couples!

1. Why didn't they park to start?
2. I like Brandon's mom's outfit
3. Brandon's parents are more excited than he is
4. Nice Starbucks ad snuck in there
5. Wow y'all, get a room
6. Brandon's parents look related
7. "I take green card and stay here. Joke."
8. What is Mike's pose in his title card?
9. Beau is your cousin? Why do you call him your uncle?
10. Mike, you can dump Natalie if you want
11. Beau has a lot of looks
12. "He's untypically tall"
13. Does Natalie have any siblings?
14. Natalie, moms can be mistaken
15. Even if you get married, Natalie, you can still come back because divorce is a thing
16. It's her whole life...it's not too much stuff
17. They need to focus on Natalie's face and not her neck
18. Yes, so many 90 Dayers are rappers
19. Tarik is better than many of the 90 Day rappers
20. Yes, use that sword for cooking
21. Honestly, good for Hazel and Tarik for staying together
22. Tarik has a gold chain necklace with their ship name and like that is goals
23. I forgot that Tarik had a kid
24. Hazel is leaving her son?
25. Hazel being bisexual isn't the bigger thing here...it's that she wants an open relationship because that does change the nature of your relationship
26. If you all already have trust and jealousy issues, I hope you have talked a lot about how an open relationship is going to work. Or is it that you're adding a third (which also requires those talks)? It's not clear
27. TBH you need to work through those issues even if you aren't adding other people
28. Zied and Rebecca gotta cool it with the shirts
29. "Time to punch now"
30. Yes, Rebecca and Zied shouldn't get married
31. Yara is surprised by fat people
32. Have you shown Yara what the place looked like?
33. Yes, Jovi, but you're no longer a guy living alone
34. "Jovi's taste is 'I don't care'"
35. Okay but why is the broken thing still in the middle of the carpet?
36. Jovi, Yara needs to sleep
37. Jovi is such a child
38. Why is there just a hammer by your champagne?
39. We just gonna ignore the five chocolate covered strawberries?
40. The men are on it with flowers this season
41. There is something there with Mike and Natalie
42. I love that Natalie brought her snowboard
43. Natalie stroking Mike was bizarre
44. Brandon, if you moved out it'd be hard for your mom to cock block
45. Wow their hotel has a great view
46. Of course Brandon hasn't told Julia about separate rooms
47. Brandon, your parents straight up told you to tell Julia before she came to US
48. Brandon's dad just straight up throws him under the bus
49. Once you get married, you two can share a room, Julia
50. Wow asking on her first night about their child plans is a lot
51. Brandon's mom...Julia's English is limited
52. Brandon...just say you'll use condoms and get your mom to be quiet
53. We, the audience, do know that Zied gets approved
54. Zied should be learning a trade before he can work
55. This poor game place employee
56. The employee does not think Zied is cute
57. Rebecca and Zied just need to cool it with photos in general
58. Kia is gorgeous
59. Tarik goes by Terry?
60. Tarik...you think Hazel lied to you about an abortion?
61. Tarik...are you still talking to this woman named Minty?
62. So are we going to meet Minty? We saw her pictures
63. Okay so it seems like open relationship is the plan
64. Wait now I'm confused again...is the plan a throuple?
65. Tarik...you knew what you were doing when you texted Minty
66. Well when you say it factually...
67. Jovi is already drinking alcohol
68. Jovi, if you want a girl like Yara then you have to allow her to care about what she cares about
69. In the US, it depends where you are if you can drink in the street
70. Yara...what is a big deal about sleeping there for one night?
71. God I want to take so many pictures of New Orleans
72. Jovi, I honestly doubt you know that much about the Ukraine
73. I don't get why Natalie doesn't like the color, but just personal preference
74. Mike...the thought counting is mostly true, but like now if you go buy her flowers you know she won't like then the thought is a bad one
75. I forgot about Mike's debt
76. Holy shit that's a nice room and view
77. Mike said "Go ahead and sit down, baby" and the captions read "Coincidentally"
78. Hell yeah, Mike knows what a woman wants after a really long flight: food appearing
79. Taking Zied's passport is weird
80. Julia wants to cuddle and you find that weird, Brandon

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