Shots (COVID version)

We NEED a COVID parody of this.

If you have not been sick in recent past

Get ready to get vaxed up

Let's do it, ha-ha

CDC AF, you know what?

Fauci, yeah

All of the shut in people, where you at?

Let's go, hey

Hey, hey, hey, uh-huh

Hey, hey, hey, let's go, yeah

When I walk in the line, all eyes on me

I'm with the party vax crew, all shots are free

We like to vax, antibodies

We came to party vax, it's on everybodies

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots, everybody

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots, everybody

The ladies love us when we give shots

They need an excuse to go outside

(Get outside)

We finna get 'mune, how 'bout you?

Bottoms up, let's go round two

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots, everybody

Shots shots shots shots shots

Shots, everybody

If you ain't getting vaxed, get the fuck out the club

If you ain't takin' shots, get the fuck out the club

If you ain't got 'munity, get the fuck out the club

Now where my shut in people? Let me see your arms up

What you shootin' on?

Moderna

Phizer shots

AstraZeneca

J&J

(Not anymore)

Rewindin'

Fuck all good shit

Get me a shot

Shots, J&J's on the rocks and I'm ready for some

Shots, the people come around everytime I'm givin'

Shots, their arms get needle everytime I give 'em

Shots, so arms in the air, everybody let's take shots

If you feelin' free put your arms in the air

And if you trying to vax put your arms in the air

Now say, "I'm vaxed up"

(I'm vaxed up)

I'm vaxed up

(I'm vaxed up)

I'm trying to vax

(I'm trying to vax)

I'm trying to vax

(I'm trying to vax)

Shots, J&J's on the rocks and I'm ready for some

Shots, the people come around everytime I'm givin'

Shots, their arms get needle everytime I give 'em

Shots, so arms in the air, everybody let's take shots

I'm vaxed up

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(Prompt by Kimisha Cassidy)

"Tattoo" posted by the George Eastman Museum

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