Yes, these would be inappropriate. I also definitely stole some.
- "Here's some cheese." "What?" "Well when I break the news, you're going to wine."
- "So we can cremate your father, which I think would be most appropriate." "Why?" "Cause he always wanted a smokin' hot bod."
- "He doesn't appreciate my fruity humor." "Girl, you gotta let that mango."
- "I hate to tell you this, but your boyfriend is like stairs." "What?" "He's always up to something."
- "Your wedding photos turned out grainy." "Why?" "Cause you insisted we shoot in a wheat field."
- "You'll never be a doctor because you don't have enough patience."
- "I'm sorry, but I can't marry you right now. I'm a melon." "What?" "I cantaloupe."
- "Your breakfast was waffle."
- "You're about to be a horse." "What, doctor?" "After I tell you your medical news, you're going to have a long face."
- "I'm glad you're a duck." "What?" "I'm putting this all on your bill."
- "You must be a naughty rabbit." "Huh?" "You're having a bad hare day."
- "You're like a dairy cow that can't produce milk." "What?" "An udder failure."
- "I don't know why I'm not getting dates. My opening line is hey." "Well people don't want to date horses."
- "Have some tequila. It probably won't fix your night, but it's worth a shot."
- "Your father, the cartoonist, was found dead." "Oh no, what happened?" "Details are sketchy."
(Prompt by Lucy Wright)
"Cheese 'n wine" by richardhe51067
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